The best Quotes and Sayings about Sex

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Quote by Jean Baudrillard

There is no aphrodisiac like innocence.

Sex, Seduction
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Quote by Sarah Jessica Parker

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

Beauty, Sex
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Quote by Robert A. Heinlein

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex
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Quote by Mignon McLaughlin

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

Sex, Men & Women
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Quote from The Holiday, by Graham

Amanda: 'Sex makes everything more complicated. Even not having it, because the not having it makes it complicated.'
Graham: 'That's why it's better to have it... some say.'

Sex
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Book Quote by E.L. James from Fifty Shades of Grey

I don’t make love. I fuck... hard.

Sex
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Quote by John Oliver from Last Week Tonight in Sex Education

Abstinence is a healthy choice, that many teens will make. Either by choice, or, as I can attest, by circumstance.

Youth, Sex
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Quote by Tina Fey

When choosing sexual partners, remember: talent is not sexually transmittable.

Sex
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Quote by Iain Thomas

The conversation between your fingers and someone else's skin. This is the most important discussion you can ever have.

Sex
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Quote by Kanye West

I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid.

Money, Sex
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Quote by Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries

If you want more sex, just ask for it.

Sex
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Quote by Andy Warhol

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

Sex
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Quote by Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Sex
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Quote by Lynette Scavo from Desperate Housewives in Season 5 Episode 21

We've had sex 23 days straight. I've seen more ceiling than Michelangelo!

Sex
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Quote by @WillyFerrell

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

Society, Sex
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Quote by Gabrielle Solis from Desperate Housewives in Season 1 Episode 1

It's like my grandmother always said: An erect penis doesn't have a conscience.

Sex
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Quote by Charlotte York from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 4

Orgasms don't send you Valentine's cards and don't hold your hand in a sad movie.

Sex, Valentine's Day
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Quote by Miranda Hobbes from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 2

Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.

Sex
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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 11

No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Sex, New York City
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Quote by Samantha Jones from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 10

Samantha: 'I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence.'
Carrie: 'Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?'

Alcohol, Sex, Single
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Quote by Samantha Jones from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 8

Samantha: 'Threesomes are huge right now, they're the blow job of the '90s.'
Charlotte: 'What was the blow job of the '80s?'
Samantha: 'Anal sex.'

Sex
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Quote by Carrie Bradshaw from Sex And The City in Season 1 Episode 3

Brokers give investment advice. Architects - design advice. Single people give married friends tidbits from their sexual escapades.

Sex, Single
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Quote by Doug Heffernan from King of Queens in Season 1 Episode 1

You know, it has been 17 days since I've 'enjoyed' you. And I assume it's been months since you've enjoyed me.

Sex
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Quote by Gregory House from Dr. House in Season 1 Episode 8

I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship.

Sex, Relationships
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Quote by Samantha Jones from Sex And The City in Season 2 Episode 10

Tell a man: 'I hate you' - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: 'I Iove you' - you'II probably never see him again.

Men, Sex, Single
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 2 Episode 12

Discouraging premarital sex is against my religion.

Sex
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Quote by Woody Allen

Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Love, Sex
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 3 Episode 14

Talking to a woman that you have already had sex with, is like changing the oil on a rental car!

Sex
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Quote by Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 14

I don't feel so good. It's like my testicals mixed poprocks and soda.

Sex
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Quote by Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 2

Sheldon: 'You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?'
Leonard: 'Men do things for women without expecting sex.'
Sheldon: 'Those would be men who just had sex.'

Sex
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Quote by Eminem

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.

Sex, Violence, Drugs
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 18

I am not 'with' Nora. Wrong Preposition! Later tonight I'm hoping to be 'on' Nora, right? Or 'under' Nora. Am I right? Or, we're all adults, so I'll just say it: 'behind' Nora.

Sex
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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 6 Episode 17

Sex now, we'll do the foreplay after.

Sex
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Quote by Lily Aldrin from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 16

Oh, this dress is totally going to get me laid on my wedding night.

Sex
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Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 2 Episode 2

Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.

Sex
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Quote by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother in Season 1 Episode 14

Ted, the only reason to wait a month for sex is if the girl is 17 years and 11 months old.

Sex
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