The best Quotes and Sayings about Sex

A sexy glance beats a blowjob every time.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

There is no aphrodisiac like innocence.

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

Amanda: "Sex makes everything more complicated. Even not having it, because the not having it makes it complicated."
Graham: "That's why it's better to have it... some say."

I don’t make love. I fuck... hard.

Abstinence is a healthy choice, that many teens will make. Either by choice, or, as I can attest, by circumstance.

When choosing sexual partners, remember: talent is not sexually transmittable.

The conversation between your fingers and someone else's skin. This is the most important discussion you can ever have.

I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid.

If you want more sex, just ask for it.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

We've had sex 23 days straight. I've seen more ceiling than Michelangelo!

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

It's like my grandmother always said: An erect penis doesn't have a conscience.

Orgasms don't send you Valentine's cards and don't hold your hand in a sad movie.

Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.

No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Samantha: "I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence."
Carrie: "Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"

Samantha: "Threesomes are huge right now, they're the blow job of the '90s."
Charlotte: "What was the blow job of the '80s?"
Samantha: "Anal sex."

Brokers give investment advice. Architects - design advice. Single people give married friends tidbits from their sexual escapades.

You know, it has been 17 days since I've 'enjoyed' you. And I assume it's been months since you've enjoyed me.

I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship.

Tell a man: 'I hate you' - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: 'I Iove you' - you'II probably never see him again.

Discouraging premarital sex is against my religion.

Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Talking to a woman that you have already had sex with, is like changing the oil on a rental car!

I don't feel so good. It's like my testicals mixed poprocks and soda.

Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.

I am not 'with' Nora. Wrong Preposition! Later tonight I'm hoping to be 'on' Nora, right? Or 'under' Nora. Am I right? Or, we're all adults, so I'll just say it: 'behind' Nora.

Sex now, we'll do the foreplay after.

Oh, this dress is totally going to get me laid on my wedding night.

Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.

Ted, the only reason to wait a month for sex is if the girl is 17 years and 11 months old.