Quotes and Sayings about Sex

Quotes and Sayings about Sex

Sex - a profoundly human expression of intimacy and love. It is a connection that merges body and soul, bringing us closer together. In respectful devotion, the beauty and tenderness of this experience reveal themselves. The sensual union reflects our emotional bonds and expresses our appreciation for each other. May this intimate connection strengthen us and help us grow in our relationships.

If you want more sex, just ask for it.
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Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."
Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2
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Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.
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You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles
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No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11
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Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.
Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 2
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I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid.
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Org*sms don't send you Valentine's cards and don't hold your hand in a sad movie.
Charlotte York in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 4
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Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.
Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 2
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I'm sorry, but the fact that the sexual pleasure center of your cerebral cortex has been over-stimulated by spirochetes is a poor basis for a relationship.
Gregory House in Dr. House - Season 1 Episode 8
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Tell a man: "I hate you" - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: "I Iove you" - you'II probably never see him again.
Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 2 EpisodeĀ 10
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When choosing sexual partners, remember: talent is not sexually transmittable.
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You know, it has been 17 days since I've "enjoyed" you. And I assume it's been months since you've enjoyed me.
Doug Heffernan in King of Queens - Season 1 Episode 1
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Robin: "Have plans with Don on Saturday, he's making me Chinese."
Lily: "I'll assume you're talking about food, otherwise, I have some follow-up-questions."
Lily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 22
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Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
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A sexy glance beats a bl*wjob every time.
Anna in White Lines - Season 1 Episode 1
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There is no aphrodisiac like innocence.
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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
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Amanda: "Sex makes everything more complicated. Even not having it, because the not having it makes it complicated."
Graham: "That's why it's better to have it... some say."
Graham in The Holiday
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Abstinence is a healthy choice, that many teens will make. Either by choice, or, as I can attest, by circumstance.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - Sex Education
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We've had sex 23 days straight. I've seen more ceiling than Michelangelo!
Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 5 Episode 21
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It's like my grandmother always said: An erect penis doesn't have a conscience.
Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives - Season 1 Episode 1
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Samantha: "I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence."
Carrie: "Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"
Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 10
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Samantha: "Threesomes are huge right now, they're the bl*wjob of the '90s."
Charlotte: "What was the bl*wjob of the '80s?"
Samantha: "Anal sex."
Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 8
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Brokers give investment advice. Architects - design advice. Single people give married friends tidbits from their sexual escapades.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 3
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Dinner's a very intimate activity. It requires a level of connection and eye contact, that sex just doesn't. Call me old-fashioned, but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times before I'll even consider having dinner with her.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 3
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I am not "with" Nora. Wrong Preposition! Later tonight I'm hoping to be "on" Nora, right? Or "under" Nora. Am I right? Or, we're all adults, so I'll just say it: "behind" Nora.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 18
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Sex now, we'll do the foreplay after.
Lily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 17
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Clay: "I got another idea for a good time. Hm? Maybe?"
Amanda: "We've got 15 minutes before they're begging to go to the beach."
Clay: "That's all I need."
Clay Sandford in Leave the World Behind
Children are God's way of punishing us for having sex.
Sex and a cocktail: they both lasted about as long, had the same effect, and amounted to the same thing.
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.
Michelle Flaherty in American Pie
Men, the one thing they're good for, they're not good at.
Sometimes, I think sex is the root of all evil.
Anatomy of a Scandal - Season 1 Episode 1
A terrible sex life is like a virus. Your marriage can be healthy in all other aspects, but once the sex dies out, it starts to infect all the other parts of your relationship.
Nobody wants to have to have sex with the same person forever.
Mindy Chen in Emily in Paris - Season 1 Episode 2
The sex drive is the most important and powerful behaviour in mankind.
Sex is for anyone; the aftermath is for lovers.
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Discouraging premarital sex is against my religion.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 12
Talking to a woman that you have already had sex with, is like changing the oil on a rental car!
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 3 Episode 14
I don't feel so good. It's like my testicals mixed poprocks and soda.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 14
Ted, the only reason to wait a month for sex is if the girl is 17 years and 11 months old.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 14

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