Sex Education - The best Quotes

Aimee: "Did you know you need, like, sugar and flour and an oven to bake? And you don't shove it all in, you have to follow alle these rules."
Maeve: "Yeah, it's called a recipe."

Cum is kind of like a penis having a sneeze. Ugh, that means when you swallow someone's cum, it's like eating their snot.

Sometimes, the people we like don't like us back, and it's painful, but there's nothing we can do about it. I know what it's like when someone doesn't feel the same way about you. Someone you can't stop thinking about. It hurts. But you can't make people like you. Love isn't about grand gestures, or the moon and the stars. It's just dumb luck. And sometimes, you meet someone who feels the same way. And then sometimes, you're unlucky. But one day, you're gonna meet someone who appreciates you for who you are. I mean, there's seven billion people on the planet. I know one of them is gonna climb up on a moon for you.

Knowledge is power, power is status and status means popular.

I'm really sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm extremly busy with work and raising my son, and I just have no room in my life for the kind of intimacy you are clearly craving. But I really comment you on your directness and your bravado and I really hope that you find what you're looking for. Goodbye, now.

Be proud of your penis and your heritage. 'Cause neither are going anywhere. You should work with what you've got.

Adam: "Three viagras."
Maeve: "Jesus Christ."
Adam: "You said there was gonna be no judgement. Is three viagras bad? Her reaction made it seem like it was bad. I feel lightheaded and I can taste scampi."
Maeve: "No wonder. You could besiege a castle with that thing."
Adam: "I said stop staring at it!"
Maeve: "Sorry, it's like a third leg."

Abstinence is a healthy choice, that many teens will make. Either by choice, or, as I can attest, by circumstance.

I believe people are in our lives for a reason. We're here to learn from each other.

Just remember, you can do anything you set your mind to, but it takes action, perseverance, and facing your fears.

I hope everyone that is reading this is having a really good day. And if you are not, just know that in every new minute that passes you have an opportunity to change that.

Be of service. Whether you make yourself available to a friend or co-worker, or you make time every month to do volunteer work, there is nothing that harvests more of a feeling of empowerment than being of service to someone in need.

My whole belief system is that our paths are drawn for us. I believe in reincarnation. I believe we're here to learn and grow. We choose how we come into this life based on what it is we have to learn. Some people have harder lessons than others.

Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.

Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Dude, I don't want to talk about Lacey's prom shoes. And I'll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It's called a penis.

If you want more sex, just ask for it.

The internet has been a boon and a curse for teenagers.

Even in the darkness, diamonds still shine.

Why would anyone want to be a pirate? It's the best thing there is. Wind in your back. The salty sea air. Loyal crew by your side.

What if everything that came from the past were influenced by the future?

In the end, love is a good reason for everything to fall apart.

Don't exploit an advantage just because it emerges; wait until the optimal moment, then strike.

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.