Sometimes, the people we like don't like us back, and it's painful, but there's nothing we can do about it. I know what it's like when someone doesn't feel the same way about you. Someone you can't stop thinking about. It hurts. But you can't make people like you. Love isn't about grand gestures, or the moon and the stars. It's just dumb luck. And sometimes, you meet someone who feels the same way. And then sometimes, you're unlucky. But one day, you're gonna meet someone who appreciates you for who you are. I mean, there's seven billion people on the planet. I know one of them is gonna climb up on a moon for you.Love0
Knowledge is power, power is status and status means popular.Popularity0
I'm really sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm extremly busy with work and raising my son, and I just have no room in my life for the kind of intimacy you are clearly craving. But I really comment you on your directness and your bravado and I really hope that you find what you're looking for. Goodbye, now.Dump-Quotes0
Be proud of your penis and your heritage. 'Cause neither are going anywhere. You should work with what you've got.0
Adam: 'Three viagras.'
Maeve: 'Jesus Christ.'
Adam: 'You said there was gonna be no judgement. Is three viagras bad? Her reaction made it seem like it was bad. I feel lightheaded and I can taste scampi.'
Maeve: 'No wonder. You could besiege a castle with that thing.'
Adam: 'I said stop staring at it!'
Maeve: 'Sorry, it's like a third leg.'