The best Quotes from Sex And The City

Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain? The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable.

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 2 Episode 12

If he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly... as an a-shole!

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 1 Episode 6

She was a smart girl, until she fell in love.

The only way to get over somebody is to feel really bad, cry to your girlfriends - and to replay what you hated about him over and over in your head all day.

Charlotte York - Season 2 Episode 1

Breakup

Ever thine. Ever Mine. Ever Ours.

Carrie Bradshaw

I like my money where I can see it - hanging in my closet!

Carrie Bradshaw

Shopping

I decided to stop avoiding the situation and take the grown-up approach... complete and utter denial!

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 1 Episode 11

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 1 Episode 1

Singles & Dating

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 2 Episode 18

Women Relationships

Don't forget to fall in love with yourself first.

Carrie Bradshaw

Love Self-Confidence

Men in their 40s are like the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated and you're never really sure you've got the right answer.

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 1 Episode 4

I pity him, because I get to walk away and be me and he has to walk away and stay him... who wants to be him when you can be me?

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 2 Episode 13

Samantha: "I never Ieave underwear, because I never see it again."
Charlotte: "What happens to it?"
Samantha: "Nothing, I never go back."
Carrie: "Isn't it a Iittle expensive disposing of lingerie every time you sleep with a guy?"
Samantha: "That's why I stopped wearing underwear on dates."
Miranda: "That's why I'm never borrowing a dress from you again."
Charlotte: "I once found another woman's underwear in a man's bed."
Carrie: "Maybe it was Samantha's!"

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 2 Episode 11

Miranda: "If 85% aren't circumcised, that means I've only slept with 15% of the population, tops."
Carrie: "You're practically a virgin."

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 2 Episode 9

When you live on a tiny island like Manhattan, the odds of bumping into the one who broke your heart are incredibly high. The odds of bumping into him when you look like shit are even higher.

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 2 Episode 1

Breakup Manhatten

No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 1 Episode 11

Sex New York City

Carrie: "Something Iike 85% aren't circumcised."
Charlotte: "Great, now they're taking over the world!"
Carrie: "It's a penis, not Godzilla."

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 2 Episode 9

Penisses

In a town where everyone's dying to couple up, sometimes there's nothing better than being out of a relationship. You have time to do your laundry, freedom to play your favorite bad music really loudly... but the best part of being out of a relationship: Plenty of time to catch up with your friends.

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 2 Episode 13

Singles & Dating

Samantha: "If I had a son, I'd teach him all about the v*gina."
Carrie: "If you had a son, we'd call social services."

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 2 Episode 4

Vaginas

Org*sms don't send you Valentine's cards and don't hold your hand in a sad movie.

Charlotte York - Season 2 Episode 4

Sex Valentine's Day

Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.

Miranda Hobbes - Season 2 Episode 2

Sex

Men may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 2 Episode 11

Women

Tell a man: "I hate you" - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: "I Iove you" - you'II probably never see him again.

Samantha Jones - Season 2 Episode 10

Men Sex Singles & Dating

Samantha: "If we perpetually gave men bl*wjobs, we could run the world."
Carrie: "At Ieast our hands would be free to greet dignitaries and stuff."

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 2 Episode 13

Stanford: "This is Manhattan, even the shrinks have shrinks."
Carrie: "The fact was, Stanford was right. The therapist was as ubiquitous in Manhattan as pirated cable."
Stanford: "I have three. One when I want to be cuddled, one when I want tough Iove and one for when I just want to Iook at a really beautiful man."
Carrie: "That's sick."
Stanford: "Which is why I see the other two."

Stanford Blatch - Season 2 Episode 13

Manhatten

Manhattan, for millions of our forefathers, the gateway to hope, opportunity and happiness beyond their wildest dreams. Today, that hope is still alive, it's called "The First Date". On Saturday nights, every restaurant in Lower Manhattan resembles its own little Ellis Island.

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 2 Episode 3

New York City Manhatten

Samantha: "She f*cks on my couch, she buys it!"
Carrie: "Isn't that how you got the couch from me?"

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 1 Episode 10

The witch in 'Hänsel and Gretel'... she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it!

Miranda Hobbes - Season 1 Episode 10

Gretel and Hansel Witches & Wizards

Is your v*gina listed in the New York City guide books? Because it should be - hottest spot in town. Always open.

Charlotte York

Vaginas

Samantha: "You forgot someone you slept with?"
Carrie: "We're not in single-digits anymore."

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 2 Episode 7

In a city that moves so fast, you get the Sunday paper on Saturday - how did any of us know how much time we had left?

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 2 Episode 5

New York City

I was once with a guy the size of one of those little miniature golf pencils. Couldn't tell if he was trying to f*ck me or erase me.

Miranda Hobbes - Season 1 Episode 12

Sweetie, I just spent $395 on a pair of open-toed Gucci's last week. This is not the place to be frugal.

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 1 Episode 10

Shoes Shopping Gucci

Carrie: "You bought a pregnant woman a bottle of Scotch?"
Samantha: "The invitation said 'BYOB'."
Miranda: "That meant 'bring your own baby'!"
Carrie: "What did you get her?"
Miranda: "Condoms."

Miranda Hobbes - Season 1 Episode 10

Samantha: "I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence."
Carrie: "Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"

Samantha Jones - Season 1 Episode 10

Sex Cocktails

Samantha: "Threesomes are huge right now, they're the bl*wjob of the '90s."
Charlotte: "What was the bl*wjob of the '80s?"
Samantha: "Anal sex."

Samantha Jones - Season 1 Episode 8

Sex Erotic Quotes

Carrie: "She isn't a hooker, she's like an international party girl."
Miranda: "She's a hooker with a passport."

Miranda Hobbes - Season 1 Episode 5

Oh, honey, I'd love some fresh pepper. In fact, I think everyone at this table could use a lot of fresh pepper!

Samantha Jones - Season 1 Episode 3

Brokers give investment advice. Architects - design advice. Single people give married friends tidbits from their sexual escapades.

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 1 Episode 3

Sex Singles & Dating

I'm not even sure bisexuality exists. I think it's just a layover on the way to gaytown.

Carrie Bradshaw

Homosexuality & LGBTQ+

Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe you have to let go of who you were, to become who you will be.

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 5 Episode 1

Past Anchors

Samantha: "I don't get laid, unless the Knicks win. Can I just say? They and I have been on a very long losing streak."
Carrie: "That's awful."
Samantha: "No kidding. The Knicks are the only ones getting screwed!"

Samantha Jones - Season 2 Episode 13

New York Knicks

Carrie: "It's the Millennium, we don't say 'working class' anymore."
Charlotte: "You're trying to pretend we live in a classless society - and we don't."
Carrie: "Marie Antoinette, we get the picture."

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 2 Episode 10

Marie Antoinette

If a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian, they're being weeded out from propagating the species.

Miranda Hobbes - Season 2 Episode 3

Singles & Dating

Charlotte: "If I could get him to show at the gallery, it would be an incredible coup. But what if he wants me to... you know..."
Carrie: "...hold his brush?"

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 1 Episode 5

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates, hoping to hit the jackpot. But, mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar. If we know the house always wins, why gamble?

Carrie Bradshaw - Season 5 Episode 3

Gambling Singles & Dating

Quotes about Sex And The City

New York! Home of the Mets, the Chrysler Building, those ladies from Sex and the City and now, the zombie apocalypse. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere - but first, you have to not get eaten.

Spider-Man in What If…? - Season 1 Episode 4

New York Mets

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Charlotte: "What is wrong with people just staying who they were?"
Carrie: "Some of us don't have that luxury."

Carrie Bradshaw in And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 6

The more I live, the more I find that if you have good friends in your corner, anything's possible.

Carrie Bradshaw in And Just Like That... - Season 1

Carrie: "She took some highfalutin job at Mina Minetti, which is, if you can wrap your brain around this, a higher-end Brunello Cucinelli."
Miranda: "These words mean nothing to me, but now I want pasta."

Miranda Hobbes in And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 3

Pasta

There is nothing charming about a woman who cannot walk in her shoes.

Manolo Blahnik

Shoes

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