Gentlemen, gentlemen. I'll never understand. All these books. A world of knowledge at your fingertips. And what do you do? You play poker all night.
William Somerset
Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.
William Somerset
Quotes about Seven
What's in the box? What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
Right? Brad pitt? Seven?
Right? Brad pitt? Seven?
Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 10
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Things of the night cannot be explained in the day, because they do not then exist.
My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way.
I wake up in the morning and my mind starts making sentences, and I have to get rid of them fast - talk them or write them down.
Well, maybe this isn't a breakup. Maybe this is two friends getting back together.
Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 7
7Marshall: "When a woman puts on an engagement ring, it's like when Bilbo Baggins wears the One Ring in The Hobbit."
Robin: "Okay, can you say that again, but not in nerd?"
Marshall: "Sure. Uh, the ring is like the cloak that Harry Potter wears to sneak around Hogwarts."
Robin: "Yeah, I don't speak virgin either."
Robin: "Okay, can you say that again, but not in nerd?"
Marshall: "Sure. Uh, the ring is like the cloak that Harry Potter wears to sneak around Hogwarts."
Robin: "Yeah, I don't speak virgin either."
Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 14
4I know our relationship isn't exactly what you want it to be. And I know I may not love you the way you love me, but I DO love you. Isn't that worth hanging on to?
Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 22
3Here are a few fun facts about Long Island... Number 1: It's Brooklyn's fart-trail.
Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 11
3Robin: "Ted, are you acting out the last scene of 'Sleepless in Seattle' with little dolls?"
Ted: "How long have you been out here?"
Robin: "Ten seconds."
Ted: "Yeah - just the last scene."
Ted: "How long have you been out here?"
Robin: "Ten seconds."
Ted: "Yeah - just the last scene."
Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 19
3Okay, I've missed you. Not in a "we're gonna make out" way, not even in an "I forgive you" way. Just in an "I've missed you" way.
Ted: "You're like Mary Poppins, if her magic purse was also filled with drugs."
Robin: "If? Ted, the kids in that movie jumped into a painting and spent 15 minutes chasing a cartoon fox. Spoonful of sugar? Grow Up!"
Robin: "If? Ted, the kids in that movie jumped into a painting and spent 15 minutes chasing a cartoon fox. Spoonful of sugar? Grow Up!"
Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 14
3It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 3
19Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 17
16If you're looking for the word that means caring for someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want, no matter how much it destroys you, it's love!
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 17
16Barney: "Our wedding is gonna be legendary."
Robin: "No wait for it?"
Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."
Robin: "No wait for it?"
Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 1
15Kids, you can't cling to the past. Because no matter how tight you hold on... it's already gone.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 23
12With sons and fathers, there's an inexplicable connection and imprint that your father leaves on you.
I think Los Angeles is impossible. There's just too much media focus. You can't live a normal life.
I would love to work in a Bollywood film as there is so much drama and colour in the films there.
A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.
Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2
23"One must always be careful of books," said Tessa, "and what is inside them, for words have the power to change us."
I do not like carving the world into segments; we are one world.
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
Underneath all of those lies is one true thing. One true thing that can support the weight of all the lies in the world, and that's the fact that I love you.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 18
11When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 1
11Nobody likes to be alone, especially after a breakup. But that's when we discover who we really are and what we really want.
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 10
11You know how sometimes you'll meet a girl and there'll be that one bewitching little detail that'll make you fall in love with her instantly? You know, a little freckle on the nose, the lilt of her laugh, the way she pronounces a certain word or phrase...
Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 21
10Marshall: "It's kind of a big, professional meeting. You might want to trade out that lollipop for a shirt."
Ted: "Yeah. I'll just give it to one of these kids."
Marshall: "Oh, buddy. You're half naked, you're not a parent to any of these children. Don't offer 'em candy!"
Ted: "Yeah. I'll just give it to one of these kids."
Marshall: "Oh, buddy. You're half naked, you're not a parent to any of these children. Don't offer 'em candy!"
Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 9
2When you do one good deed, it creates a ripple effect. One good deed leads to another and another.
Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 8
2Your heart's talking to you, Barney. Do you have the guts to listen to it?
Lily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 18
3Lily: "Just give me his name!"
Robin: "Fine. It's Bill Pepper."
Lily: "Kind of a coincidence there happens to be a bill and a pepper shaker here on the table. Any chance you and Bill had a three-way with Fork Napkin?"
Robin: "Fine. It's Bill Pepper."
Lily: "Kind of a coincidence there happens to be a bill and a pepper shaker here on the table. Any chance you and Bill had a three-way with Fork Napkin?"
Lily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 7
3Quinn: "In the event of divorce, Miss Garvey shall get full custody of Mr. Stinson's suits."
Barney: "Why? What would you do with them?"
Quinn: "Nothing. I'd just sit around and watch them go out of style."
Barney: "Why? What would you do with them?"
Quinn: "Nothing. I'd just sit around and watch them go out of style."
Quinn Garvey in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 2
1If we miss Hawaii because of this, guess who's not doing "The Disappearing Salami" anytime soon?
Quinn Garvey in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 24
Ted: "Robin and I already had our backslide. Last Thanksgiving, not even that long ago."
Stella: "Did you place a large bet against yourself?"
Stella: "Did you place a large bet against yourself?"
Stella Zinman in How I Met Your Mother - Season 4 Episode 5
Ted: "We can do it against the door. It will be hot. It will be like a three-way: you, me and the door."
Stella: "Yeah, but then it's going to be weird between me and the door tomorrow."
Stella: "Yeah, but then it's going to be weird between me and the door tomorrow."
Stella Zinman in How I Met Your Mother - Season 3 Episode 18
1Barney: "You avoiding the family too?"
James: "I'm gay, I'm black and I'm getting a divorce. Those walking skeletons are gonna have more questions for me than their pharmacists."
James: "I'm gay, I'm black and I'm getting a divorce. Those walking skeletons are gonna have more questions for me than their pharmacists."
James Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 3
The Pork Authority is closed. Looks like it's Hand Central Station for you little buddy.
James Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 7
The baby slide right out, huh? It's like a 'whoosh', like a waterslide. [Lily screaming] Slightly painful waterslide.
Dr. Sonya in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 23
If you don't push, I will shove that baby up your throat and pull it out of your mouth!
Dr. Sonya in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 23
Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.
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