Quotes by Seth MacFarlane

The resistance to science is idiotic.

I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.

If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.

I'm wide open to getting married, but actors are not easy people to date. You end up sharing that person with this other mistress that is their career. I very much like the traditional courtship method of making a date. That's what they do in normal places, but Hollywood's not normal.

'The Brady Bunch' asks nothing of you as a viewer. Sometimes is just what the doctor ordered.