Congratulations. You're a Cohen. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.0
Her with a tattoo, you with a wristband. That's like the ultimate wrong-side-of-the-tracks love story. Seriously, you are the Sid to her Nancy, the Kurt to her Courtney. The 50 Cent to... Mrs. Cent.0
Summer: 'I'm busy. Studying. Naked.'
Seth: 'Is that supposed to keep me away?'
Summer: 'Cohen? You're at my house!'
Seth: 'And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.'
Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some porn star dressed as Catwoman.Nerds0
It turns out that I'm quite skilled at getting a date, provided it's not for me.0