Congratulations. You're a Cohen. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.Seth Cohen in The O.C., Season 2 Episode 6
Her with a tattoo, you with a wristband. That's like the ultimate wrong-side-of-the-tracks love story. Seriously, you are the Sid to her Nancy, the Kurt to her Courtney. The 50 Cent to... Mrs. Cent.Seth Cohen in The O.C., Season 2 Episode 4
Summer: "I'm busy. Studying. Naked."
Seth: "Is that supposed to keep me away?"
Summer: "Cohen? You're at my house!"
Seth: "And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed."
It turns out that I'm quite skilled at getting a date, provided it's not for me.Seth Cohen in The O.C., Season 1 Episode 5
Sandy: "The minute you were born, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe."
Seth: "So, I'm like asthma?"
Seth: "I'm in charge of Ryan's birthday."
Summer: "Wait. Ryan's birthday is now? What was he thinking?"
Seth: "I don't know. He didn't exactly plan it."
Summer: "We have to do something. Should we bring him a snack? What does Ryan eat?"
Seth: "Dry cereal from a box and black coffee."
Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some p-rn star dressed as Catwoman.Nerds, Comic BooksSeth Cohen in The O.C., Season 1 Episode 7