Congratulations. You're a Cohen. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.
Seth Cohen in The O.C., Season 2 Episode 6Her with a tattoo, you with a wristband. That's like the ultimate wrong-side-of-the-tracks love story. Seriously, you are the Sid to her Nancy, the Kurt to her Courtney. The 50 Cent to... Mrs. Cent.
Seth Cohen in The O.C., Season 2 Episode 4Summer: "I'm busy. Studying. Naked."
Seth: "Is that supposed to keep me away?"
Summer: "Cohen? You're at my house!"
Seth: "And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed."
Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some p-rn star dressed as Catwoman.
Nerds, Comic BooksSeth Cohen in The O.C., Season 1 Episode 7It turns out that I'm quite skilled at getting a date, provided it's not for me.
Seth Cohen in The O.C., Season 1 Episode 5Sandy: "The minute you were born, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe."
Seth: "So, I'm like asthma?"
