[Asked why he lives in a trash can] Well, the rent is cheap and I love trash, so I figured I would be close to it if I lived in a trash can myself.
Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash!
Elmo thinks it's important to be kind because if you're kind to somebody, then they'll be kind to somebody, and it goes on and on and on.
Ernie: "You know, whenever I'm not sleepy, Bert tells me to count sheep."
Count: "‘Count Sheep?’ Who's that?"
Count: "‘Count Sheep?’ Who's that?"
Bad days happen to everyone, but when one happens to you, just keep doing your best and never let a bad day make you feel bad about yourself.
Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.
Where there is life, there is hope.
Everyone makes mistakes, so why can't you?
It is I, your furry pal, Grover!
[Ernie] I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear.
Greetings it is I the Count. They call me the Count because I love to count things.
If you keep practicing, you can do anything.
Me love to eat cookies. Sometimes eat whole, sometimes me chew it.
You'd be a grouch, too, if you lived in a trash can.
It's incredible where you can go with your imagination.
Quotes about Sesame Street
Waldorf: "How should we know how to get to Sesame Street?"
Statler: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box!"
Statler: "We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box!"
Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 5 Episode 18
Elmo, you better make a run for it, Governor Romney is going to let Wall Street run wild again, but he's going to bring the hammer down on Sesame Street.
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The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children.
My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here.
When The Muppet Show ended, we all sat around and said, what kind of television show would we like to do. We felt the need these days are for some quality children's programming.
Life's like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending.
Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.
Sometimes me think, "What is a friend?" And then me say, "a friend is someone to share the last cookie with."
Dear cookies, that isn't fat, it's external storage for more of you.
Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.
Edward in Edward Scissorhands
Bert: "Ernie... did I make a complete fool of myself?"
Ernie: "Absolutely, Bert."
Ernie: "Absolutely, Bert."
Ernie & Bert in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 2
Statler: "Mit den Jahren gefällt mir die Show immer besser."
Waldorf: "Weil die Witze immer besser werden?"
Statler: "Nein, weil mein Gehör immer schlechter wird!"
Waldorf: "Weil die Witze immer besser werden?"
Statler: "Nein, weil mein Gehör immer schlechter wird!"
Statler: "Do you think this show is educational?"
Waldorf: "Yes. It'll drive people to read books."
Waldorf: "Yes. It'll drive people to read books."
Waldorf & Statler in The Muppet Show - Season 1 Episode 2
Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone, no matter how many people are around.
Sometimes in life when you get what you want, you end up missing what you left behind.
I went to Massachusetts to make a difference. I didn't go there to begin a political career running time and time again. I made a difference. I put in place the things I wanted to do.