The best Quotes from Senior Year

Every single one of us is so unique and that's awesome. Why fit in when you can stand out?

It doesn't matter who has the most friends or likes or followers. If you just have one or two great friends who will support you.

Don't waste your time telling the people who love you the most that they don't count. They are the only ones that count.

The perfect life online means nothing when you're miserable in real life.

This may come as a shock to you, but for most kids, high school sucks.

I'm just still adjusting. I just found out there were eight more Fast and Furious movies.

Steph: "I'm doing a makeup tutorial."
Seth: "For who? Batman villains?"

Well, I should get back to enriching young minds. Just kidding, I'm covering a drama class.

Basically, you get followers by being somebody everybody likes. So it's a popularity contest, but instead of just high school it's now the whole world.

No, that's not how life works. There's only, like, three ways to become popular: To be a cheerleader, to work at Abercrombie, or to let guys go in the back door.

I got to get back to class. I don't wanna be 20 years and 10 minutes late.

Steph: "Everybody's seen that? I look retarded in those videos!"
Martha: "Now, Steph, you cannot say the R-word anymore."
Steph: "What? Really? Why?"
Martha: "Because it's offensive to people with intellectual disabilities."
Steph: "But what if something really is, like, "R-word", what do you call it? Like, super gay?"

I really look forward to putting the past behind us. You know, move past the past.

Without her, we'd fall apart. Whereas without you, Tiff, we'd have less stains on our uniform from catching your spray-tanned ass.

I'm probably gonna be losing my bottom half virginity to Blaine. So I'll be, like, in and out. So will Blaine, literally. You know what I mean?

Oh, I need that sock back. It's Blaine's. We use it for handies.

Steph: "What makes you think you're gonna win?"
Tiffany: "'Cause I'm MTV, and you're VH1. I'm the real deal, and you're a poser."

I'm on a diet of only bananas and ice cubes 'til prom.

I can't have video record of me partying. The media's gonna use it to try and discredit me when I run for office, like they did with AOC.

I just wanted to be like them so bad. If they were this amazin in high school, imagine how perfect the rest of their lives would be.

Cute that in Australia you call it a party, 'cause in America, we call that a freak show.

I felt like the kids I wanted to be. You know, the ones who seem immune to that awkward teen phase. The ones whose bones have Jenga'd themselves into a hot frame. The only bumps on their skin are abs, and their natural scent is perfect, like CK One perfect. The populars.

Guys, what kind of psycho world is this where the cheerleaders don't get invited to a party?

When I moved to the US, I knew fitting in was gonna be hard. I just didn't know how bloody hard it was going to be.

If you don't like what I'm saying, don't write in the comments because I will not read it and will not even care.

You survived 20 years without solid food. You can go for a weekend without your iPhone, hon.

Penny: "Four years I lived with him! Four years, I mean that's like as long as high school!"
Sheldon: "It took you four years to get through high school?!"

We all have things we keep hidden. Sometimes, keeping secrets is how you survive. Because in High School, one rumor, one picture, one incident, can define you forever.

Max: "Hi, ready to order?"
Guest: "Do you have anything that's really special?"
Max: "Not according to my high school guidance counselor."

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

Give me your love and not your like!

A friendly guide about wether I'll be watching your Instagram stories:
______ ______ ______ (maybe)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (hell no!)

I don't have friends, I have family.

No matter how fast you are, no one outruns their past.

I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time and I think that's why we were brothers - because you did too. No matter where you are, whether it's a quarter mile away or half way across the world, you'll always be with me. And you'll always be my brother.

And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up!

You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

Sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded...

You play football? That's cute. We throw 100 pound girls instead of 2 pound footballs. Oh, and we actually always catch ours.

As we raise our arms, we raise your spirits!

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

How others see you is not important. How you see yourself is everything.

I was inspired by a lot of people when I was young. Every band that came through town, to the theater, or the dance hall. I was at every dance, every night club, listened to every band that came through, because in those days we didn't have MTV, we didn't have television.

Even in the darkness, diamonds still shine.

Why would anyone want to be a pirate? It's the best thing there is. Wind in your back. The salty sea air. Loyal crew by your side.

What if everything that came from the past were influenced by the future?

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

Don't exploit an advantage just because it emerges; wait until the optimal moment, then strike.

Ats Ayittey: "Excuse me but this is the quiet carriage."
Stefan Tovell: "Shut the f*ck up then."

"Hey. Do you like bad boys?"
"Sure do. Let me know if you find one."