Quotes and Sayings about Selfies

Selfies are electronic masturbation.

The selfie is the new way to look someone right in the eye and say, "Hello, this is me."

I invented selfies to trick the country into surveilling themselves.

I think the selfie age is kind of making fame annoying.

I don't like the selfie because it's too close. There ain't no people with arms long enough to do a selfie of me.

Everyone takes a bad selfie - the first thing is to know that.

I still feel awkward taking a selfie sometimes; it feels a little weird.

The whole selfie generation - it's just not my vibe.

I consider myself a selfie specialist.

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

Give me your love and not your like!

A friendly guide about wether I'll be watching your Instagram stories:
______ ______ ______ (maybe)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (hell no!)

I find Social Media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.

Social Media is now the best way for us to introduce ourselves to the world, right? What we reveal or what we hide about ourselves, tells a story of who we are.

I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pictures on Facebook. Not a single picture went up. That was when I knew I’d found a solid group of friends, and I felt like I belonged.

We need to think about how young people use social networks. When things get out of hand we may have to regulate them or cut them off.

Regarding social media, I really don't understand what appears to be the general population's lack of concern over privacy issues in publicizing their entire lives on the Internet for others to see to such an extent... but hey it's them, not me, so whatever.

It doesn't matter who has the most friends or likes or followers. If you just have one or two great friends who will support you.

The perfect life online means nothing when you're miserable in real life.

Basically, you get followers by being somebody everybody likes. So it's a popularity contest, but instead of just high school it's now the whole world.

Social media is the devil. Absolute devil. Oh, my God. It's the worst thing ever.

I don't have a phone. I refuse to be a slave to technology.

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

That whole cellular idea is idiotic. Who wants to carry around a phone all the time? I don't want people calling me wherever I am.

Ellen: "Ten minutes, or I'm taking away your phone."
Marcus: "Good. We're wasting our lives chained to these screens for our dopamine hits. Does it actually make us more fulfilled? No."
Max: "If I could have my phone surgically embedded into my hand, I would."

Hey, let's watch the video I took from the last New Year's fireworks!
- no one, ever

People are very protective of their cell phones, how it's used, where it's used and how much it costs. It has become a very personal issue for a whole lot of people in this country.

Remember those teachers from the 90s who told you that you wouldn't always have a calculator in your pocket in the future? I'd love to smack my smartphone into his face today!

Anything can change, because the smartphone revolution is still in the early stages.

I can't go around without a phone. That's like going around without a brain or shoes.

You were born in a world where kids use smartphones before they talk.

People think it's their cell phone that's expensive. Wrong. The value is in the information they keep inside it.

Another evening of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my small screen to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all day.

I am not going back to my last job doing PR for the Kims. Kardashian and Jong-un. One of them has killed hundreds, and it's not the one you think.

I am very down to earth. Just not on this one.

Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.

You know, it has been 17 days since I've "enjoyed" you. And I assume it's been months since you've enjoyed me.

If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, then who wants to be straight?!

Once the withdrawal finally wore off, I realized sobriety agrees with me. So I took a shower, combed the cigarette ash out of my pubes and - boom - sober Rand is back.

I think too many people are offended by stuff that doesn't matter.

It's hard to watch your life unfold, and sad. Life changes.

Time will heal everything.

There wasn't really one time in my life where I was like, 'I want to be a model!'

I will always eat pizza! Always.

Even as we reflect on this darkest of years, we can see light ahead.

What's the point of unchecked power if we don't abuse it?

Daddy needs a new liver, honey. Can you grab one from the organ lab? It's urgent. Also, some booze. Just something to make the new live feel at home.

We had to make cutbacks. I already eliminated the department that puts backwards messages on vinyl records.

It's my second week and my third can of Axe body spray.