The best Quotes from Seinfeld

The best Quotes from Seinfeld

Seinfeld is an American television sitcom created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. It aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998, for nine seasons consisting of 180 episodes. It stars Seinfeld as a fictionalized version of himself and focuses on his personal life with three of his friends: best friend George Costanza (Jason Alexander), former girlfriend Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and his neighbor from across the hall, Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards). It is set mostly in an apartment building in Manhattan's Upper West Side in New York City.

George: "She calls me up at my office. She says, 'We have to talk.'"
Jerry: "Ugh. The four worst words in the English language."
George: "That or 'Whose bra is this?'"
Jerry: "That's worse."

Jerome Seinfeld

Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push; you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and then it goes over.

Jerome Seinfeld

Why is nice bad? What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?

George Costanza

I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.

George Costanza

Women don't respect salad eaters.

Jerome Seinfeld

Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.

George Costanza

This woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.

George Costanza

George: "Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?"
Jerry: "Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind."

Jerome Seinfeld

Mr. Peterman: "Elaine, can you keep a secret?"
Elaine: "No sir, I can't."

Elaine Benes

George: "You're gonna over-dry your laundry."
Jerry: "You can't over-dry."
George: "Why not?"
Jerry: "Same reason you can't over-wet."

Jerome Seinfeld - Season 1 Episode 1

George: "You've got to apologize."
Jerry: "Why?"
George: "Because it's the mature and adult thing to do."
Jerry: "How does that affect me?"

Jerome Seinfeld

I’m not a lesbian. I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian.

Elaine Benes

That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

Jerome Seinfeld

I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think 'That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.'

George Costanza

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I'll make it anywhere
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