Vernake: "He loves you."
Spider-Man: "He who?"
Vernake: "God."
Nick Fury: "Oh yeah? Well, my God has a hammer!"
Nova: "You disguised yourself as a Skrull? That's got to be years worth of therapy."
Kl'rt: "What is 'therapy'?"
Dispatch, this is Unit Fourteen. We've got a... what's the code for a gigantic alien spaceship?
Secret Invasion, The Amazing Spider-ManThe Avengers, the Fantastic Four - they must be crippled by mistrust, knowing anybody could be the enemy. But we have an advantage. We don't trust each other to begin with.
Norman Osborn in Secret Invasion, ThunderboltsSkrull Spider-Man: "Well, I do hate myself, but I don't know if I feel like smacking myself around."
Spider-Man: "Ugh! Please tell me I'm not this annoying."
Skrull Spider-Man: "You are."
When Captain America died, Americans heard it in an American way: through the media. When Captain Britain died, the British felt it in their chests.
Secret Invasion, Captain Britain and MI13John: "I'm experiencing an odd sensation. I think it might be patriotism."
Spitfire: "Steady. Too much of that can damage your health."
Thunderbolts, make sure non of them weasel away. No loose ends.
Norman Osborn in Secret Invasion, Thunderbolts