The best Quotes from Scrubs (Page 2)

There comes a time when every man needs to make a choice, whether it's a professional choice or whether it's a personal choice. In the end, it's about integrity, and it's about chasing after what you really want, even if that means showing you both care a little. And sometimes... well, sometimes you just have to do what's right for your friend, even if it means sacrificing your own happiness. When it comes down to it, you just have to be proud of the decision you make.

Well, that, and a little medical boondoggle I have to go to in Cleveland. And by medical boondoggle I mean golf-weekend. And by Cleveland I mean Hawaii. Anyway, I have to go catch my bus to the airport. And by bus I mean helicopter.

I'm not really proud of this, but I can pick your puff'n'stuff out of a lineup.

I've been reading up on this whole Iraq war situation. You know what's so messed up? I just got to the power President Bush gave his 'mission accomplished'-speech on a battleship, and I still got 400 more pages to go.

Turk: "Eight seconds! Is that a new record, baby?"
Carla: "That depends, what are we talking about?"

Dr. Kelso: "Next time, if you're not here in 30 minutes, I expect a free dead body or some garlic knots."
Turk: "Dr Kelso, that's extremely insensitive."
Dr. Kelso: "I don't think so. Miss Parker, you care to weigh in? Nope, she's fine with it. She knows a thing or two. Except, of course, that a yellow light means to slow down."

It's funny how our perceptions can be so off. Like when you're searching for a place to fit in, and you don't even realize you've been there the whole time.

Elliot: "When did you meet Morgan Freeman?"
Turk: "That's my mom."
Elliot: "I like her freckles."

One way or another, everyone stops bleeding.

Helping someone move is like oral sex. You do it once and they owe you for life.

Dr. Cox: "You going there, chief?"
Bob Kelso: "No. If I wanted to make small talk over low-grade beef, I'd have dinner at home."