Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone, no matter how many people are around.Solitude & Being AloneJ.D. in Scrubs, Season 2 Episode 18
Did you actually just page me to find out how much Tylenol to give to Mrs. Lensner? It's regular-strength tylenol. Here's what you do. Get her to open her mouth, take a handful, and throw it at her. Whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage.Perry Cox in Scrubs, Season 1 Episode 1
I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.Perry Cox in Scrubs, Season 3 Episode 4
Carla: 'Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?'
Turk: 'I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?'
Either this kid's got a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.Perry Cox in Scrubs, Season 4 Episode 2
Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.SexPerry Cox in Scrubs, Season 2 Episode 2