Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 1 Episode 1
Did you actually just page me to find out how much Tylenol to give to Mrs. Lensner? It's regular-strength tylenol. Here's what you do. Get her to open her mouth, take a handful, and throw it at her. Whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage.
0Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 4
I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.
0Quote by Christopher Turk from Scrubs in Season 3 Episode 6
Carla: 'Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?'
Turk: 'I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?'
Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 11
I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.
0Quote by Perry Cox from Scrubs in Season 4 Episode 2
Either this kid's got a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.
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