Quotes from Scrubs (Page 2)

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Because nothing sucks more than feeling all alone, no matter how many people are around.

Solitude & Being AloneJ.D. in Scrubs, Season 2 Episode 18
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Did you actually just page me to find out how much Tylenol to give to Mrs. Lensner? It's regular-strength tylenol. Here's what you do. Get her to open her mouth, take a handful, and throw it at her. Whatever sticks, that's the correct dosage.

Perry Cox in Scrubs, Season 1 Episode 1
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I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.

Perry Cox in Scrubs, Season 3 Episode 4
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Carla: "Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?"
Turk: "I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?"

Christopher Turk in Scrubs, Season 3 Episode 6
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I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.

Perry Cox in Scrubs, Season 4 Episode 11
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Either this kid's got a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.

Perry Cox in Scrubs, Season 4 Episode 2
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Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.

SexPerry Cox in Scrubs, Season 2 Episode 2
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What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin'.

Bob Kelso in Scrubs, Season 3 Episode 10
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