The best Quotes from Scream

Dewey Riley: "Do you have a gun?"
Sidney Prescott: "I'm Sidney Prescott. Natürlich hab ich ne Waffe."

There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance:
1) You can never have sex. The minute you get a little nookie, you're as good as gone. Sex always equals death.
2) Never drink or do drugs. The sin factor. It's an extension of number one.
And 3) Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say "I'll be right back."

Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door, sweetie. I'm not here to be loved.

One generation's tragedy is the next one's joke.

Randy: "Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly eliminated slayer comes back to life, for one last scare."
Sidney Prescott: "Not in my movie!"

They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting.

Sidney: "F you!"
Billy: "We've already played that game. Remember? You lost."

Don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative.

We all go a little mad sometimes.

Everybody dies but us. We get to carry on and plan the sequel, 'cause, let's face it, baby, these days you gotta have a sequel.

When I say hurry, please interpret that as, "move your fat tub of lard ass, NOW!"

You just won't die, will you? Who are you? Michael f*cking Myers?

Casey: "What do you want?"
Ghostface: "To see what your insides look like."

You should never say, "Who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies?

No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!

You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill. Don't f with the original!

Psychos can't kill what they can't find.

If you're watching this tape, it means as I feared. I did not survive these killings here at Windsor College. And that giving up my virginity to Karen Kolchec at the video store was probably not a good idea.

You can't blame real life violence on entertainment!

Fairness would be to rip your insides out and hang you from a tree.

No matter how hard you try you'll never be the hero and you'll never ever get the girl.

If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?

You're not going to pee alone any more. If you pee, I pee. Is that clear?

I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin.

Well, all I know about trilogies is that in the third one, all bets are off.

The question isn't who am I, but where am I.

Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lecter like to eat people? Don't think so! See, it's a lot more scarier when there's no motive.

Whatever his link is to our past, it's pulled us all back here. And I won't sleep until he's in the ground.

"You should answer ist."
"How did you know my landline was ringing? Amber?"
"This isn't Amber."

Sidney Prescott: "You ready?"
Gale Weathers: "For this? Never."

I've been through this. A lot. This is your life now, which means that whoever this is is going to keep coming for you.

Hi, this is Gale Weathers with an exclusive eyewitness account of this amazing breaking story. Several more local teens are dead, bringing to an end the harrowing mystery of the masked slayings that has terrified this peaceful community like the plot of some scary movie. It all began with the scream of a 911, and ended in a bloodbath that has rocked the town of Woodsboro. All played out here in this peaceful farmhouse, far from the transgressions and the sirens of the larger cities that its residents have fled.