The best Quotes from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.

If we're gonna date, you may have to defeat my seven evil exes.

You broke the heart that broke mine.

This next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It's called, "We hate you, please die".

You know what really sucks? Everything.

Don't let what's past ruin your future.

Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.

The only thing keeping me and her apart is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass.

You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!

Wallace Wells: "Guess who's drunk!"
Scott Pilgrim: "I guess Wallace."
Wallace Wells: "You guess right!"

Stacey Pilgrim: "Next time, we don't date the girl with eleven evil ex-boyfriends."
Scott Pilgrim: "It's seven."
Stacey Pilgrim: "Oh, well, that's not that bad."

Computer: "You've got mail."
Scott Pilgrim: "Dude, this thing claims I have mail."
Wallace Wells: "It's amazing what we can do with computers these days."
Scott Pilgrim: "Dude, now I'm totally reading it."
Wallace Wells: "I'm so happy for you."

If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?

Todd Ingram: "We have an unfinished business. I and he."
Scott Pilgrim: "He and me."
Todd Ingram: "Don't you talk to me about grammar!"

Wallace Wells: "If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word."
Scott Pilgrim: "Lesbian?"
Wallace Wells: "The other L-word."
Scott Pilgrim: "Lesbians?"

Knives Chau: "I've never even kissed a guy before."
Scott Pilgrim: "Hey... me neither!"

Ramona Flowers: "What kind of tea do you want?"
Scott Pilgrim: "There's more than one kind?"
Ramona Flowers: "We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... earl grey."
Scott Pilgrim: "Did you make some of those up?"

I have to go pee due to boredom.