The best Quotes from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.

If we're gonna date, you may have to defeat my seven evil exes.

You broke the heart that broke mine.

This next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It's called, "We hate you, please die".

You know what really sucks? Everything.

Don't let what's past ruin your future.

Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.

The only thing keeping me and her apart is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass.

You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!

Wallace Wells: "Guess who's drunk!"
Scott Pilgrim: "I guess Wallace."
Wallace Wells: "You guess right!"

Stacey Pilgrim: "Next time, we don't date the girl with eleven evil ex-boyfriends."
Scott Pilgrim: "It's seven."
Stacey Pilgrim: "Oh, well, that's not that bad."

Computer: "You've got mail."
Scott Pilgrim: "Dude, this thing claims I have mail."
Wallace Wells: "It's amazing what we can do with computers these days."
Scott Pilgrim: "Dude, now I'm totally reading it."
Wallace Wells: "I'm so happy for you."

If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?

Todd Ingram: "We have an unfinished business. I and he."
Scott Pilgrim: "He and me."
Todd Ingram: "Don't you talk to me about grammar!"

Wallace Wells: "If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word."
Scott Pilgrim: "Lesbian?"
Wallace Wells: "The other L-word."
Scott Pilgrim: "Lesbians?"

Knives Chau: "I've never even kissed a guy before."
Scott Pilgrim: "Hey... me neither!"

Ramona Flowers: "What kind of tea do you want?"
Scott Pilgrim: "There's more than one kind?"
Ramona Flowers: "We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... earl grey."
Scott Pilgrim: "Did you make some of those up?"

I have to go pee due to boredom.

I just don't want to stop finding things interesting. I don't want to ever stop learning. I want to be a weird encyclopedia of bizarre knowledge.

Now I find seriousness to be rather ridiculous.

Maybe you're not perfect, but you're willing to actually look at yourself and take some kind of accountability. That's a change. It might not mean that you can turn everything around, but I think there's something incredibly hopeful about that.

I love exploring the characters that I play, but the reason I sign on for something isn't the details of the story but the universal message.

The same myths are told in every culture, and they might swap out details, but it's still the same story. It's the same story, but with a different face.

Maybe you're not perfect, but you're willing to actually look at yourself and take some kind of accountability. That's a change. It might not mean that you can turn everything around, but I think there's something incredibly hopeful about that.

For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school.

For some reason, chewing gum for me gets my brain going.

Having to fight for the thing you want doesn't mean you deserve it any less.

We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 apple watch as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.

I'm so humble it's crazy. I'm like the Kanye West of humility.

I like to think of myself less like "an adult" and more like "a former fetus".

It's cute how I used to think this 'barely holding it together' feeling was temporary.

I love rules and I love following them, unless that rule is stupid.

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.

But here's the thing about crazy: It. Wants. Out.

I gave up on being Nice. I started putting more value on other qualities instead: passion, bravery, intelligence, practicality, humor, patience, fairness, sensitivity.

I think a gentleman is someone who holds the comfort of other people above their own.

You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.

I happen to be a huge "Lord of the Rings" fan. I do an annual marathon of the extended editions.

Who the hell still uses Hotmail?

What are you going to do with that stamp, anyway? Put it on an e-mail?

Clarence: "Yo, you a serious little nerd."
Steve Urkel: "No, I AM a serious little nerd. You see, I use verbs. Verbs are our friends. They help move along our sentences."

Eleanor: "Is 'do revenge' even, like, correct grammar?"
Drea: "Oh, I'm sorry, Schoolhouse Rock, are you dragging my sentence structure right now?"