If you're a homeless, alcoholic Scott and you had tourettes... how would they ever know?
I'm fiercely proud to be Scottish.
Whisky to a Scotsman is as innocent as milk to the rest of the human race.
Scotland should be nothing less than equal with all the other nations of the world.
I loved going surfing down on Venice Beach. I'd go out with a board under my arm and think, "I can't do that in Cranhill."
Hobbits are a lot like Scots. It's all about nature and enjoying their land, which is a very Scottish thing.
After I've been in America for a while, I get homesick for Scotland.
There's just no place like Scotland when the sun is out. I just love coming home.
There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Scotland - and that's practically the same thing.
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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
You can leave Glasgow, but it will never leave you.
Glasgow is a great city.
One of the attributes Glasgow is best known for all over the world is the friendliness of her people.
They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Glasgow - which is kinda the same.
Look, for the last time: We have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call "whiskey" which, by the way, is spelled without an "e" and is nothing compared to a Single Malt Scotch and you can go fk yourself.
I'm gonna talk about racism now. And this is a straight white man talking, so pay attention!
Who's not gonna take the vaccine because they think it might be dangerous? Raise your hands! Now take that hand and slap yourself in the f*cking face!
I was so happy to do it again, and so happy to work with Hayden again, and I hope we get the chance to do it again.
Ewan McGregor - January 2023, on Season 1 of Kenobi
I'm having a really good time. The costume's probably slightly different than you might expect. But to go back into the role [of Obi-Wan] is great.
Ewan McGregor in Jimmy Kimmel Live! - May 2021, about shooting the Obi-Wan series
He used to be fairly indecisive, but now he's not so certain.
Those trees seem to grow every year.
Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."
Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 4 Episode 19
2Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge, pick you up, give a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway, but it's all downhill from here.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 1
2Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.
I haven't found anywhere in the world where I want to be all the time. The best of my life is the moving. I look forward to going.
Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear aren't actually trying.
Joe Goldberg in You - Season 2 Episode 2
1Such is of the course of deeds that move the wheels of the world: small hands do them because they must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere.
I've reached a point in my life where going to the supermarket is a day out.
It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom.
William Wallace in Braveheart
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