Quotes and Sayings about Scotland

Longshanks in Braveheart

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Scotland - and that's practically the same thing.

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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.

Billy Connolly

Glasgow

You can leave Glasgow, but it will never leave you.

Glasgow

Glasgow is a great city.

Nicola Sturgeon

Glasgow

One of the attributes Glasgow is best known for all over the world is the friendliness of her people.

Nicola Sturgeon

Glasgow

They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Glasgow - which is kinda the same.

Glasgow

Every time you kiss me, it's like sunshine and whiskey.

Frankie Ballard - Sunshine & Whiskey

Whiskey

Look, for the last time: We have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call "whiskey" which, by the way, is spelled without an "e" and is nothing compared to a Single Malt Scotch and you can go fk yourself.

Merlin in Kingsman - The Golden Circle

Whiskey

They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.

Irish in Red Dead Redemption

Ireland Whiskey St. Patrick's Day

I'm gonna talk about racism now. And this is a straight white man talking, so pay attention!

Jimmy Carr

Dark Humor

Who's not gonna take the vaccine because they think it might be dangerous? Raise your hands! Now take that hand and slap yourself in the f*cking face!

Jimmy Carr

Corona-Jokes Vaccines

I was so happy to do it again, and so happy to work with Hayden again, and I hope we get the chance to do it again.

Ewan McGregor - January 2023, on Season 1 of Kenobi

I'm having a really good time. The costume's probably slightly different than you might expect. But to go back into the role [of Obi-Wan] is great.

Ewan McGregor in Jimmy Kimmel Live! - May 2021, about shooting the Obi-Wan series

Obi-Wan Kenobi

He used to be fairly indecisive, but now he's not so certain.

Peter Alliss

Those trees seem to grow every year.

Peter Alliss

A kiss is something you need both hands for.

Mark Twain

Kissing Hands

Preserve your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but not live.

Mark Twain

Dreaming

Ross: "I could ask her to live with me. I mean, why not?"
Chandler: "Because you've only known her for six weeks. I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with."

Chandler Bing in Friends - Season 4 Episode 19

Milk

Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge, pick you up, give a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway, but it's all downhill from here.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 1

Milk

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.

Sean Connery

I haven't found anywhere in the world where I want to be all the time. The best of my life is the moving. I look forward to going.

Sean Connery

That's L.A. They worship everything and they value nothing.

Sebastian Wilder in La La Land

Los Angeles

Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear aren't actually trying.

Joe Goldberg in You - Season 2 Episode 2

Los Angeles

Such is of the course of deeds that move the wheels of the world: small hands do them because they must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere.

Elrond in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Small Things Hands Hobbits & Harfoots

My friends… you bow to no one!

Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Hobbits & Harfoots

I've reached a point in my life where going to the supermarket is a day out.

Ashley Jensen

It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.

Billy Connolly

Religion

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

Billy Connolly

Switzerland Knifes

Every man dies, not every man really lives.

William Wallace in Braveheart

Life

You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom.

William Wallace in Braveheart

Power Governments

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