The best Quotes and Sayings about Scotland

If you're a homeless, alcoholic Scott and you had tourettes... how would they ever know?

I'm fiercely proud to be Scottish.

One good thing about rain in Scotland. Most of it ends up as scotch.

Whisky to a Scotsman is as innocent as milk to the rest of the human race.

Scotland should be nothing less than equal with all the other nations of the world.

I loved going surfing down on Venice Beach. I'd go out with a board under my arm and think, 'I can't do that in Cranhill.'

Hobbits are a lot like Scots. It's all about nature and enjoying their land, which is a very Scottish thing.

After I've been in America for a while, I get homesick for Scotland.

There's just no place like Scotland when the sun is out. I just love coming home.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots.