The best Quotes from School of Rock

I service society by rocking, okay? I'm out there on the front lines liberating people with my music.

Ned Schneebly: "Why don't you sell one of your guitars or something?"
Dewey Finn: "What?! Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?"

I'm a teacher. All I need are minds for molding.

Rock isn't about getting an A. Sex Pistols never won anything.

Those that can't do, teach, and those that can't teach, teach gym.

Dewey Finn: "If a kid gets outta line, I got no problem, smackin' 'em in the head."
Rosalie Mullins: "No, we don't use corporal punishment here."
Dewey Finn: "Okay, so just... verbal abuse?”

Dewey Finn: "8:15 to 10, rock history. 10 to 11, rock appreciation in theory. And then band practice till the end of the day."
Frankie: "What about math?"
Dewey Finn: "No, not important."

God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltagerock. In your name we pray. Amen.