Quotes by Schmidt

Schmidt is a character from New Girl

The best Series Quotes

Damn it ! I can´t find my driving moccasins anywhere !

Schmidt in New Girl
 
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I don´t want some janky freshwater bitch fish.

Schmidt in New Girl
 
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I´m a squirrl. You are my nut. Winter´s coming. I´m gonna store you in my cheek, girl !

Schmidt in New Girl
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Nick, pleace take that off ! You look like a homeless pencil !

Schmidt in New Girl
 
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