Everytime someone says 2020 can't get worse the entire universe responds with "Bet".
I steal all of my best tweets from my brain.
It's my greatest secret and I'm taking it to the grave with me.
It's my greatest secret and I'm taking it to the grave with me.
Sleep schedule or wow?
Pick one!
Pick one!
I made an executive decision as CEO of scarra LLC to go take a nap.
I swear to God when I say the words "there's no way..."
It always happens.
It always happens.
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2000 was 20 years ago... which is really weird because 1980 was also 20 years ago.
What did I learn in 2021? I learned that nobody learned anything in 2020.
Penn Parker in Death to 2021
Even as we reflect on this darkest of years, we can see light ahead.
Nicola Sturgeon - New Year Eve’s address 2020/21
Years from now - we're gonna be like: 2018, 2019, 2021, 2022...
"Hey, you missed..."
"No! We don't talk about that one anymore."
"Hey, you missed..."
"No! We don't talk about that one anymore."
To date, we have not seen fraud on a scale that could have effected a different outcome in the election.
William Barr - December 2020
I sincerely wish him all the best and am happy to work together with President Biden.
Angela Merkel - November 2020
While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last.
Kamala Harris (as Vice President-elect) - November 2020
It is with great honor and humility that I accept this nomination for President of the United States of America.
Joe Biden - November 2020
I stand with those who are calling out the ingrained racism and violence toward people of color in our country. We have had enough.
Michael Jordan - June 2020
1Since the Reunion of Germany, or even since World War II, there has been no challenge to our country that demanded from us to work together as much as this one.
Angela Merkel (as Chancellor of Germany) - March 2020
1We cancelling sporting events, school, office work, etc etc. What we really need to cancel is 2020! Damn it's been a rough 3 months. God bless and stay safe.
LeBron James - March 2020
1We have therefore made the assessment that COVID-19 can be characterized as a pandemic.
Tedros Ghebreyesus (as Director-General of the WHO) - March 2020
1We now have a name for the disease and it's COVID-19.
Tedros Ghebreyesus (as Director-General of the WHO) - February 2020
This victory here is the beginning of the end for Donald Trump.
Bernie Sanders - February 2020, after Primaries in New Hampshire
Jobs are booming, incomes are soaring, poverty is plummeting, crime is falling, confidence is surging, and our country is thriving and highly respected again. America’s enemies are on the run, America’s fortunes are on the rise, and America’s future is blazing bright. The years of economic decay are over.
Donald Trump (as President of the United States of America) - State of the Union 2020
This is not an end, but a beginning. This is the moment when the dawn breaks and the curtain goes up on a new act in our great national drama.
Boris Johnson (als Premierminister Großbritanniens) - January 2020
We're working very strongly with China on the Coronavirus. We think we have it very well under control.
Donald Trump (as President of the United States of America) - January 2020
We knew that the Coronavirus would reach Germany some day. The case in Bavaria shows us that we're well prepared for it.
Jens Spahn (als deutscher Gesundheitsminister) - January 2020
I loved Kobe - he was like a little brother to me. Words can't describe the pain I'm feeling.
Michael Jordan - January 2020, about the death of Kobe Bryant
1Let me be clear to the Australian people, our emissions reductions policies will both protect our environment and seek to reduce the risk and hazard we are seeing today.
Scott Morrison - January 2020, about the Australian bushfires
The world cannot afford another war in the Gulf.
António Guterres (as Secretary-General of the United Nations) - January 2020
General Qassem Soleimani has killed or badly wounded thousands of Americans over an extended period of time, and was plotting to kill many more...but got caught!
Donald Trump (as President of the United States of America) - January 2020
If you see German soldiers, don't panic. They are here to help.
Donald Tusk (about German soldiers helping with floodings in Poland) - September 2024
I will be casting my vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz in the 2024 Presidential Election. I'm voting for Kamala Harris because she fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them.
Taylor Swift - September 2024
Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people. Clearly he is having a very difficult time processing that.
Kamala Harris - September 2024
It's been the honor of my lifetime to serve as your president. I love the job - but I love my country more.
Joe Biden - August 2024
I am sorry on behalf of most, if not close to all, of Australia at this point. I'm sorry about Raygun and that we broke dancing.
Ozzy Man Reviews - August 2024
I don't think you understand how Australians work. Once we get a hold of a good quality meme, we drive it into the ground until we die. We're all still dropping the old "I pulled a Bradbury" and that happened over 20 years ago.
August 2024
I really appreciate the positivity and I'm glad I was able to bring some joy into your lives. That's what I hoped. I didn't realise that would also open the door to so much hate which has, frankly, been pretty devastating.
Rachael Gunn - August 2024
Don't be afraid to be different, go out there and represent yourself, you never know where that's gonna take you.
Rachael Gunn - August 2024
Since the day I announced my candidacy, I set out to find a partner who can help unite our nation and move us forward—a fighter for the middle class and patriot who believes in the promise of America. I am here today because I found such a leader: Governor Tim Walz.
Kamala Harris - August 2024
Thank you, Kamala Harris, for the trust that you've placed in me. And maybe more so, thank you for bringing back the joy. I couldn't be prouder to be on this ticket - and to help make you the next President of the United States.
Tim Walz - August 2024
While Walz pretends to support Americans in the Heartland, when the cameras are off, he believes that rural America is "mostly cows and rocks". Walz is obsessed with spreading California's dangerously liberal agenda far and wide.
Donald Trump - August 2024
While it's not very Minnesotan to brag, I've got to brag on our state a little here: We were just ranked #1 in the country for health care.
Tim Walz - July 2024
If giving tax breaks to millionaires created jobs or grew our economy, I would be in favor of them, but they are the same failed policies of the past that just don't work.
I feel like I've got feet firmly in different camps. Between the right of gun ownership and public safety.
You have to understand what caused genocide to happen. Or it will happen again.