Quote by Saul Goodman (about Funny Insults)

Quote by Saul Goodman (about Funny Insults)

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 13

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Eighty-six years. But with good behavior... who knows?

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I wasn't there when the meth was cooked. I wasn't there when it was sold. I didn't witness any of the murders, but I damn well knew what was happening. I was more than a willing participant. I was indispensable. I kept Walter White out of Jail. I laundered his money. I lied for him. I conspired with him and I made millions.

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Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

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I'm still out here. Still getting away with it. Feds couldn't find their own ass with both hands and a proctologist.

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So a guy with cancer can't be an asshole?? Believe me, I speak from experience.

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I got more second-story guys in my book than pimples at a junior prom.

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At least I know they didn't spot you. No one could stay that aroused with your mug peeking through the window.

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Jesse: "You should've just let me drive, yo."
Walter: "Look, nothing would be different in this moment, except you panicking and flooding the engine."
Saul: "Fellas, I was enjoying the Laurel and Hardy vibe, but I'm not such a fan of the Bickersons."

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Look at this setup! What, you two drive around like Mister Softee, and scooping out drugs for all the good boys and girls?

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Crazy? I'll tell you what's crazy. 50-year-old high school chemistry teacher comes into my office. The guy is so broke, he can't pay his own mortgage. One year later, he's got a pile of cash as big as a Volkswagen.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 10

Let justice be done though the heavens fall.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 9

Screw the FCC! I'll go to the mat with those pencil-pushers! This is textbook freedom of speech. What could be more American than that?

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 9

Listen, you have a choice, okay? You can pay up now or bleed to death in court.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 9

One day, we'll wake up, and brush our teeth, and go to work. And at some point, we'll suddenly realize that we haven't thought about it at all. None of it. And that's when we'll know. We'll know we can forget.

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Wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest... it's a free country. But how come I always get sloppy seconds?

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 13

Saul: "What'd you tell them?"
Jesse: "I told them they're a couple of d-cks."
Saul: "He's a wordsmith."

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All I know is when he tells me that your employer took him out threatening to murder his family, I take notice. Because after all, what am I, if not family?

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Jesse: "This guy [Saul Goodman], any good?"
Kim: "When I knew him, he was."

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Jimmy: "I love you."
Kim: "Ich love you too. But so what?"

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Apart, we're okay. But together we're poison.

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Jimmy: "That's a bit direct."
Kim: "I think the word you're looking for is 'audacious'."

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You think you've lost everything? You have no idea!

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If you don't trust your men with your money, you have bigger problems than if you trust Saul Goodman.

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You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!

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What I came to realize is that fear, that's the worst enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth!

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You need to stop focusing on the darkness behind you. The past is the past, nothing can change what we've done.

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The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are.

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When we do what we do for good reasons, then we’ve got nothing to worry about. And there’s no better reason... than family.

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What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.

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Take it from me, buddy: It's darkest just before the dawn.

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Well, you know how they say, "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.

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You are a wealthy man now. One must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage

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Respect, ése, you gotta give it to get it.

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Aw, that was so sweet, I think I threw up in my mouth a bit.

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It was an act of God. Ain't no account for no act of God.

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Remembering you that way wouldn't be so bad. The bad way would be to remember you the way... the way you've been this whole last year. At least last night you were... you were real

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Someone needs to protect this family from the man who protects this family.

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If your guys had his meeting at KFC you wouldn't immediately assume he's sitting down with Colonel Sanders.

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If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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