Quote by Saul Goodman (about Florida, Alaska)

Quote by Saul Goodman (about Florida, Alaska)

Saul Goodman: "How about Florida? You get a tan, meet the Swedish bikini team, you know, swim with the dolphins."
Jesse Pinkman: "What about... Alaska?"
Saul Goodman: "Alaska, okay. Well, that's a different vibe. I never figured you for a big moose lover, but whatever floats your boat."

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Look at this setup! What, you two drive around like Mister Softee, and scooping out drugs for all the good boys and girls?

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What I came to realize is that fear, that's the worst enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth!

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Take it from me, buddy: It's darkest just before the dawn.

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Well, you know how they say, "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.

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Respect, ése, you gotta give it to get it.

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