Quotes by Saul Goodman

Saul Goodman is a character from Better Call Saul, Breaking Bad

Quotes by Saul Goodman

Saul Goodman is the last line of defense for the little guy. Are you getting sold down the river? He's a life raft. You getting stepped on? He's a sharp stick. You got Goliath on your back - Saul's the guy with the slingshot. He's the righter of wrongs. He's friend to the friendless.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 5 Episode 4
 
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The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks, is if there's a $300 hooker sitting in it.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 1 Episode 1
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'How long does ist take for you to pick a Yale three-pin?'
'Well, then in eight minutes, you're gonna make four grand. Ten minutes if you decide to pick your nose.'

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 4 Episode 3
 
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I got us Thai iced teas, unless you want me to pour you something less non-alcoholic.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul, Season 4 Episode 2
 
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Walter: "You're just doing this out of the kindness of your heart?"
Saul: "Come on, have you seen my hourly rate?"

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 8
 
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Good to meet you. Don't drink and drive! But if you do, call me!

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 13
 
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Walter White: "Jesus, Jesse did that?"
Saul Goodman: "Yeah, but you gotta understand... deep down, he loves me."

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 12
 
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Saul Goodman: "How about Florida? You get a tan, meet the Swedish bikini team, you know, swim with the dolphins."
Jesse Pinkman: "What about... Alaska?"
Saul Goodman: "Alaska, okay. Well, that's a different vibe. I never figured you for a big moose lover, but whatever floats your boat."

Florida, AlaskaSaul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 11
 
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Walt: "How did you find me?"
Saul: "We should talk about that. It should be much, much harder for people to track you down. My PI charged me for three hours, so I seriously doubt it took him more than one."

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 8
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All I know is when he tells me your employer took him out in the desert and threatened to murder his entire family, I sat up and took notice. Because, hey, what am I if not family?

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 12
 
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Let's start with some tough love. You two suck at peddling meth. Period.

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 11
 
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Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 8
 
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