Quotes by Saul Goodman

The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks, is if there's a $300 hooker sitting in it.

'How long does ist take for you to pick a Yale three-pin?'
'Well, then in eight minutes, you're gonna make four grand. Ten minutes if you decide to pick your nose.'

I got us Thai iced teas, unless you want me to pour you something less non-alcoholic.

Good to meet you. Don't drink and drive! But if you do, call me!

Walter White: 'Jesus, Jesse did that?'
Saul Goodman: 'Yeah, but you gotta understand... deep down, he loves me.'

Saul Goodman: 'How about Florida? You get a tan, meet the Swedish bikini team, you know, swim with the dolphins.'
Jesse Pinkman: 'What about... Alaska?'
Saul Goodman: 'Alaska, okay. Well, that's a different vibe. I never figured you for a big moose lover, but whatever floats your boat.'

All I know is when he tells me your employer took him out in the desert and threatened to murder his entire family, I sat up and took notice. Because, hey, what am I if not family?

Let's start with some tough love. You two suck at peddling meth. Period.