The Meanest and most Sassy Quotes 2024

The Meanest and most Sassy Quotes 2024

Lord Melchett: "Ah, Blackadder, talking to yourself, I see."
Blackadder: "Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation."
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
Baldrick: "I love my mum."
Blackadder: "And I love chops in sauce but I don't seek their advice."
Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder
"Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin."
"Still half true."
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The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Percy?
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Your brain is so minute Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit.
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Baldrick, your head is as empty as a eunach's underpants.
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Prince George: "Someone said I had the wit and intellect of a donkey."
Blackadder: "Oh, an absurd suggestion sir. Unless it was a particularly stupid donkey."
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My fists have a very strict diet... they only eat losers!
Whenever people agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong.
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One of the both of us is smarter than you are.
Have a good lifeā€¦ What's left of it.
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By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife!
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Class is Pain 101, instructor is Casey Jones.
Hans Gruber: "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
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Chicago, lock up your daughters! Mt. Urkel is about to erupt.
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Rest in pieces!
Duke in Duke Nukem - Manhatten Project
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It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum.
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We're gonna need someone to sweep your teeth off the floor!
If you wish to continue breathing, I advise you to weigh your next words carefully.
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I fear no man. If you breathe oxygen, it's fair game. I will come and take you out.
Dokk Strassi: "May you never leave Mos Espa."
Boba Fett: "Even when a Trandoshan pays you a compliment, it sounds like a threat."
Ten seconds, two choices: One, the information, or your brains on the desk.
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You're lucky you're still breathing, let alone able to walk. I suggest you take full advantage of that fact.
Any of you f*cking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf*cking last one of ya!
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Mrs M, if we were the last three humans on earth, I would be trying to start a family with Baldrick.
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Baldrick, I want you to take this and go out and buy a turkey so large, you'd think its mother had been rogered by an omnibus.
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Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me - and THIS pencil.
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Chefkoch: "It definitely worked for every woman i ever met."
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