The best Quotes and Sayings about Sarcasm

Leonard: "For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?"
Sheldon: "You have a sarcasm sign?"

What? Scott, come on. I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the World.

Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor.

Ellie: "Did everyone have boats back then?"
Joel: "Yeah. I had a sixty foot yacht."
Ellie: "Really?"
Joel: "No."
Ellie: "Sarcasm... making progress."

"Really?"
"No. I'm being ironic. Or is it sarcastic? I can never remember."
"Irony's cleverer, so you're probably being sarcastic."

People who can put on a serious face while joking are the scariest.

I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm.

You know what's never saved the planet? Your sarcasm.

We are suffering from too much sarcasm.

You know, they say sarcasm is a metric for potential. If that's true, you'll be a great man some day.

The most efficient form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids.