Leonard: "For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?"
Sheldon: "You have a sarcasm sign?"
What? Scott, come on. I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense.Stiles Stilinski in Teen Wolf
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the World.TruthGeorge Bernard Shaw
Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor.Stephen King in 11/22/63
Ellie: "Did everyone have boats back then?"
Joel: "Yeah. I had a sixty foot yacht."
Ellie: "Sarcasm... making progress."
"No. I'm being ironic. Or is it sarcastic? I can never remember."
"Irony's cleverer, so you're probably being sarcastic."
People who can put on a serious face while joking are the scariest.Humor & ComedyFate/stay night, by Shirou Emiya
I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm.Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers, Season 4 Episode 7
We are suffering from too much sarcasm.Marianne Moore
You know, they say sarcasm is a metric for potential. If that's true, you'll be a great man some day.Captain America - Civil War, by Howard Stark
The most efficient form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids.Children & ChildhoodJill Bensley