The best Quotes and Sayings about Sarcasm

Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor.

The most efficient form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the World.

Leonard: 'For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?'
Sheldon: 'You have a sarcasm sign?'