The best Quotes by Sarah Silverman

The best Quotes by Sarah Silverman

Sarah Kate Silverman (born December 1, 1970) is an American stand-up comedian, actress, and writer.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I'm often on the run. I've always had dreams. When I was little, I'd go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies.
It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

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I service society by rocking, okay? I'm out there on the front lines liberating people with my music.
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Ned Schneebly: "Why don't you sell one of your guitars or something?"
Dewey Finn: "What?! Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?"
Dewey Finn in School of Rock
I'm a teacher. All I need are minds for molding.
Dewey Finn in School of Rock
Rock isn't about getting an A. Sex Pistols never won anything.
Freddy Jones in School of Rock
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Those that can't do, teach, and those that can't teach, teach gym.
Dewey Finn in School of Rock
Dewey Finn: "If a kid gets outta line, I got no problem, smackin' 'em in the head."
Rosalie Mullins: "No, we don't use corporal punishment here."
Dewey Finn: "Okay, so just... verbal abuse?"
Dewey Finn in School of Rock
Dewey Finn: "8:15 to 10, rock history. 10 to 11, rock appreciation in theory. And then band practice till the end of the day."
Frankie: "What about math?"
Dewey Finn: "No, not important."
Dewey Finn in School of Rock
God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltagerock. In your name we pray. Amen.
Dewey Finn in School of Rock
Thanks New Hampshire...
You're the reason 49 other states have to buy signs saying "Buckle up, its the State Law".
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to New Hampshire - and that's pretty much the same thing.
Now I feel I have an unspoken deal with the paparazzi: "I won't do anything publicly interesting if you agree not to follow me."
The better the actor, the less you know about his life.
It's better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.
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I've been waiting for this moment for a long, long time. This is like when I lost my virginity, except this is gonna last way longer than one second.
My mother taught public school, went to Harvard and then got her master's there and taught fifth and sixth grade in a public school. My dad had a more working-class lifestyle. He didn't go to college. He was an auto mechanic and a bartender and a janitor at Harvard.
All I do, really, is go to work and try to be professional, be on time and be prepared.
You know George M. Steinbrenner III is the center of all evil in the universe.
Making movies has become such a golden ring, and it's all such a big business, that the rewards system has gotten totally out of whack. Suddenly, you're treated in a manner befitting someone who is actually an important person.
If nagging were an Olympic sport, my Aunt Voula would win a gold medal!
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Kim Jong-un is very isolated in his own country. He's the only obese person in North Korea.
Olaf Schubert in heute-show - heute-show vom 08.09.2017
One of the main differences between Munich and Berlin is that when thousands of people get drunk in silly clothes and start vomitting, we don't call it "Oktoberfest", we call it "Tuesday".
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To never be sick can't be healthy.
A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.
Life is so damn short. For f's sake, just do what makes you happy!
Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me.
This is the end of Wladimir Putin.
Jan Böhmermann - February 2022
People say that money changes people. It really doesn't. Money don't change people. Money allows you to be more of who you really are. If you're a kind person when you get a lot of money, you become a kinder person. If you're an a-shole when you get a lot of money, you become a big a-shole. When you see rich people acting like a-sholes it's 'cause they've always been one.
Steve Harvey - February 2021
Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.
Spotify, the app with the entire history of recorded music that you only use to listen to four songs that you liked in high school.
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Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.
The last person that was excited about a check with Donald Trump's name on it was Stormy Daniels.
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Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.
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One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
Joe Biden - März 2024

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