"Is Santa Claus real?"
Alexa: "All I know is that someone has been eating all my cookies."
My parents told me not to lie. All I'm saying is: Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy.Funny Quotes, Easter Bunny, Tooth FairyUnknown
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.Funny QuotesGeorge Carlin
I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different.Easter Bunny, Tooth FairyDolly Parton
I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: 'Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read.'Unknown
Parker, I'm your mother. Mothers don't lie to their sons. Now go wash your hands or santa's not gonna bring you anything for christmas.MotherLynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives, Season 2 Episode 19
Don't be surprised if you wake up in a big brown bag one day. That only means that Santa finally fulfilled my wish.Unknown