The best Quotes and Sayings about Santa Claus

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The best Quotes and Sayings about Santa Claus

"Is Santa Claus real?"
Alexa: "All I know is that someone has been eating all my cookies."

Alexa
 
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Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

Funny QuotesGary Allan
 
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My parents told me not to lie. All I'm saying is: Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy.

Funny Quotes, Easter Bunny, Tooth FairyUnknown
 
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Funny QuotesGeorge Carlin
 
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I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different.

Easter Bunny, Tooth FairyDolly Parton
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I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: 'Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read.'

Unknown
 
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Parker, I'm your mother. Mothers don't lie to their sons. Now go wash your hands or santa's not gonna bring you anything for christmas.

MotherLynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives, Season 2 Episode 19
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Don't be surprised if you wake up in a big brown bag one day. That only means that Santa finally fulfilled my wish.

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