The best Quotes and Sayings about Santa Claus

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The best Quotes and Sayings about Santa Claus

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Funny Quotes, Bad GirlsGeorge Carlin
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I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different.

Easter Bunny, Tooth FairyDolly Parton
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Parker, I'm your mother. Mothers don't lie to their sons. Now go wash your hands or santa's not gonna bring you anything for christmas.

Mother, Mother & SonLynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives, Season 2 Episode 19
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A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.

Atheism, HölleRicky Gervais
 
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Why are you so serious? What's wrong with believing and liking stuff like Santa Claus and magic, even when you're a bit older?

MagicLee Eul / Ryu Min-hyuk in The Sound of Magic, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve.

ChristmasUnknown
 
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Dear Santa, I have been nice all year.
Most of the time.
Once in awhile.
Never mind, I'll buy my own stuff.

Unknown
 
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?

Matt Groening
 
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Dear Santa, before I explain... how much do you know already?

Unknown
 
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Who can eat millions of cookies in one night and not get fat? Well, I can.

The Christmas Chronicles, by Santa Claus
 
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Dick Gregory
 
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"Is Santa Claus real?"
Alexa: "All I know is that someone has been eating all my cookies."

Amazon Alexa
 
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Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

Funny QuotesGary Allan
 
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Just saw a three-year-old with a t-shirt saying: "Santa doesn't exist. But that's okay, I can't read."

Unknown
 
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My parents told me not to lie. All I'm saying is: Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy.

Funny Quotes, Easter Bunny, Tooth FairyUnknown
 
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I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: "Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read."

Unknown
 
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Santa Claus has the right idea: Visit people only once a year.

Victor Borge
 
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Don't be surprised if you wake up in a big brown bag one day. That only means that Santa finally fulfilled my wish.

Unknown
 
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Of course there is a Santa Claus. It's just that no single somebody could do all he has to do. So the Lord has spread the task among us all. That's why everybody is Santa Claus. I am. You are.

Truman Capote
 
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They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.

Unknown
 
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