The best Quotes and Sayings about Santa Claus

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different.

Parker, I'm your mother. Mothers don't lie to their sons. Now go wash your hands or santa's not gonna bring you anything for christmas.

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.

Why are you so serious? What's wrong with believing and liking stuff like Santa Claus and magic, even when you're a bit older?

May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve.

Dear Santa, I have been nice all year.
Most of the time.
Once in awhile.
Never mind, I'll buy my own stuff.

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?

Dear Santa, before I explain... how much do you know already?

Who can eat millions of cookies in one night and not get fat? Well, I can.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

"Is Santa Claus real?"
Alexa: "All I know is that someone has been eating all my cookies."

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

Just saw a three-year-old with a t-shirt saying: "Santa doesn't exist. But that's okay, I can't read."

My parents told me not to lie. All I'm saying is: Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy.

I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: "Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read."

Santa Claus has the right idea: Visit people only once a year.

Don't be surprised if you wake up in a big brown bag one day. That only means that Santa finally fulfilled my wish.

Of course there is a Santa Claus. It's just that no single somebody could do all he has to do. So the Lord has spread the task among us all. That's why everybody is Santa Claus. I am. You are.

They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.