The best Quotes from Santa Clarita Diet

The best Quotes from Santa Clarita Diet

Santa Clarita Diet is an American comedy horror television series created by Victor Fresco for the streaming service Netflix, starring Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant.

If you miss eating pizza, eat a man who just ate pizza.
It's kind of ironic. The more care you put into a murder, the harsher society judges you.
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I think at this point in my life, I'd like to play more good guys than bad guys.
You know, after filming the movie the book was still just as big. I think it was actually bigger. I think Stephen King went back and wrote extra pages. He's fantastic.
Sharks will scare me. I went out to Malibu a couple of weeks ago. Beautiful, clear day, out in five feet of water, going to surf, and there was this big ol' freakin' leopard shark... I'm looking at him and I'm thinking, 'OK, he won't hurt me.'
I had a Dan Fouts Nike poster with 'The Bomb Squad' on my wall as a kid. I was also a huge Larry Bird fan. One of my proudest art achievements is a papier-mache eagle decked out head-to-toe in Celtics gear.
The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg.
There's something liberating about not pretending. Dare to embarrass yourself. Risk!
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I never want to get to the point where it's all about my needs, and the hell with anybody else.
I'm not after fame and success and fortune and power. It's mostly that I want to have a good job and have good friends; that's the good stuff in life.
When you've been locked up in a mental institution, people are going to ask questions. It was OK, because I didn't have to act perfect all the time.
God made a very obvious choice when he made me voluptuous; why would I go against what he decided for me? My limbs work, so I'm not going to complain about the way my body is shaped.
Tao Xu: "If he is even slightly mean to you...-"
Charlie: "...you'll murder him."
Tao Xu: "I was going to say I'd send him a strongly worded DM, but murder's fine too."
Tao Xu in Heartstopper - Season 1 Episode 5
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Hello, everyone. It's time to play a game. You all pretended to cure me. But what I have planned for each of you is very real.
John Kramer (Jigsaw) in Saw - X
Dewey Riley: "Do you have a gun?"
Sidney Prescott: "I'm Sidney Prescott. Natürlich hab ich ne Waffe."
Sidney Prescott in Scream - 5
I fled out of the deep night - the deep night of the protected child-life , and tugged into the bright Day - the bright day of being-grownup
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We all wear masks. We all pretend. Presenting a perfect illusion on the outside, while we desperately try to hide who we are on the inside.
Ángel in 1899 - Season 1 Episode 3
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of the infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
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Erin: "I didn't go to Mexico to watch you get sh-t-faced for four days."
Kemper: "That's what you do in Mexico!"
I used to think you were like me. You were attracted to the darkness. But, Tate you are the darkness.
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Bruce: "You remember what I told you?"
Finney Shaw: "That some day I have to stand up for myself."
Bruce: "Some day is today, Fin."
All sad people like poetry. Happy people like songs.
Vanessa Ives in Penny Dreadful - Season 2 Episode 5
Billy Freeman: "Not many ride the bus this far north. Are you running away from something?"
Danny Torrance: "I'm running away from myself, I guess."
Danny Torrance in Doctor Sleep
What lies ahead is not gonna be easy. But we're gonna make our lives count, not because we're the last generation - because we're in the beginning.
World Beyond - Season 1
Children have to grow into their imaginations like a pair of oversized shoes.
I went from dying to being more alive than ever.
Dr. Michael Morbius in Morbius
They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.
John Oliver in Last Week Tonight - Boeing

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