Babysitter po..., stepmom po... what happened to just fing the pizza guy?Sandy Kominsky in The Kominsky Method, Season 1 Episode 4
Dr. Wexler: "Oh, that's a big, old prostate."
Sandy Kominsky: "Any chance that my ass is just shrinking?"
Sandy: "Did you know he was at Woodstock?"
Norman: "Oh yeah, in a band?"
Sandy: "No, in the mud."
Roz: "Do I need to explain to you what salt does to your body?"
Sandy: "Yeah, why don't you?"
Roz: "All right. It causes the body to hold on to more water, which raises the blood pressure, which puts more strain on the kidneys, the heart, arteries, and the brain. And, for a man of your age, is the kiss of death."
Sandy: "That's pretty scary."
Roz: "Yes, it is."
Sandy: "Now, would you please pass me the salt?"
Norman: "Humiliation doesn't bother you, does it?"
Sandy: "I'm an actor."
Dating advice? Last time you went on a date, Richard Nixon was in office and he was doing well.Sandy Kominsky in The Kominsky Method, Season 1 Episode 6
Norman: "I've never been to an Indian casino before."
Sandy: "They're pretty much like a Vegas casino, except they're not overly fond of 'reservations'."
So what is acting? I mean, when an actor acts, what is he or she... or they actually doing? Well, on one level, the answer is simple. They're making believe. They are pretending. But on a on a much deeper level, we need to ask ourselves what is really happening?Sandy Kominsky in The Kominsky Method, Season 1 Episode 1