The best Quotes by Sandra Boynton

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.

Legos are like chocolate... there's always room for some more.

When I see chocolate, I hear to voices in my head:

One says: "Eat it!"
The other one says: "Can't you listen? You're supposed to eat it!"

All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

I can't recall the food pyramid right now... how many servings of chocolate should I be eating today again?

As long as cocoa beans grow on trees, chocolate is a fruit for me.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

I've always got a sweet tooth. I have chocolate hidden in places that nobody knows about.

Chocolate is not cheating! After a salty meal, you need a little bit of sweet. This is living, not cheating.

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.

Everywhere in the world there are tensions - economic, political, religious. So we need chocolate.

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Will looked horrified. "What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?"

I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it.

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.

Greece... the most recent Greek Tragedy.

Everybody in Greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pitta.

I'm Greek. My body produces feta cheese.

The ancient Greeks invented lots of things we still have today, like medicine and olives. And lots of things that have died out, like democracy and pillars. They also developed culture in the form of yoghurt and theater in all its tedious forms.

Greece is an extreme case: a country where both the level of spending and the level of taxation were unsustainable!

There are three things that every Greek woman must do in life: marry Greek boys, make Greek babies, and feed everyone.

There's two kinds of people: Greeks, and everybody else who wish they was Greek.

Give me a word... and I'll show you that the root of that word is Greek.

I had to go to Greek school, where I learned valuable lessons such as, "If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?"

The Greeks were the only ones who had an ear for music.

Greece... the country that spent money like a rapper whose accountant is Nicolas Cage.

Threatening the British by saying there will be only salt and vinegar on the table, is like threatening the French by saying there will only be wine and baguettes, or threatening the Swiss by saying there'll only be chocolate and Nazi gold.

Joey: "My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
Chandler: "Joey... Switzerland?"

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Switzerland - and that's practically the same thing.

It's been the honor of my lifetime to serve as your president. I love the job - but I love my country more.

I am sorry on behalf of most, if not close to all, of Australia at this point. I'm sorry about Raygun and that we broke dancing.

I don't think you understand how Australians work. Once we get a hold of a good quality meme, we drive it into the ground until we die. We're all still dropping the old "I pulled a Bradbury" and that happened over 20 years ago.

I really appreciate the positivity and I'm glad I was able to bring some joy into your lives. That's what I hoped. I didn't realise that would also open the door to so much hate which has, frankly, been pretty devastating.

Don't be afraid to be different, go out there and represent yourself, you never know where that's gonna take you.