The best Quotes by Samuel L. Jackson

I never thought I'd see in my life a black candidate running for President.

Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any.

I hope Obama gets scary in the next four years, 'cuz he ain't gotta worry about getting re-elected.

Swords never get tired.

Gogo may be young, but what she lacks in age, she makes up for in madness.

At 25 she did her part in the killing of nine innocent people. But on that day four years ago, she made one big mistake. She should have killed ten...

I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to.

You said we're a team.
One person struggles, we all struggle.
One person triumphs, we all triumph.

Worm: "That's my n*gga right there. If you was any bigga, you'd be my 'bigga n*gga'."
Ken Carter: "Sit down. SIT DOWN! N-gger is a degrogatory term used to insult our ancestors. See, if a white man used it, you'd be ready to fight. Your using it teaches him to use it. You're saying it's cool. Well, it's not cool, and when you're around me, I don't want to hear that shit! Are we clear?"

Ken Carter: "You shooting the ball, what's your name?"
Jason Lyle: "Jason Lyle, but I ain't no sir."
Ken Carter: "Oh, well, are you a madam?"

You really need to consider the message you're sending this boys by ending the lockout. It's the same message that we as a culture send to our professional athletes; and that is that they are above the law. If these boys cannot honor the simple rules of a basketball contract, how long do you think it will be before they're out there breaking the law? I played ball here at Richmond High 30 years ago. It was the same thing then; some of my teammates went to prison, some of them even ended up dead. If you vote to end the lockout, you won't have to terminate me; I'll quit.

That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fck up for a minute and comfortably share the silence.

This shit is between me, you, and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist here.

The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride f*cking with you. F*ck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.

Any of you f*cking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf*cking last one of ya!

Let's get these motherf*ckin' snakes off this motherf*ckin' plane!

Supermodels... heh! Nothing super about them. Spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.

Behold, the Underminer. I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me. I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!

No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit?

Frozone: "We are talking about the greater good."
Frozone's Wife: "Greater good? I am your wife. I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"

There aren't enough Jedi to protect the Republic. We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.

You refer to the prophecy of The One who will bring balance to the Force. You believe it's this boy?

Which was destroyed? The master or the apprentice?

Dooku: "Do you think the Jedi will truly keep peace if they continue to take everything the Senate says as law?"
Windu: "Luckily, we are guided by our Council and not by politics nor ego."

Truly wonderful the mind of a child is.

Obi-Wan: "What took you so long?"
Anakin: "Well, you know, Master, I couldn't find a speeder that I really liked... with an open cockpit and the right speed capabilities."
Obi-Wan: "If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques as you did your wit, you'd rival Master Yoda as a swordsman."
Anakin: "I thought I already did."
Obi-Wan: "Only in your mind, my very young apprentice."

Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me.

The day we stop believing democracy can work is the day we lose it.

This is how liberty dies - with thunderous applause!

Good is a point of view, Anakin. The Sith and the Jedi are similar in almost every way.

If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.

This is Obi-Wan Kenobi.
A phenomenal pilot who doesn’t like to fly. A devastating warrior who’d rather not fight. A negotiator without peer who frankly prefers to sit alone in a quiet cave and meditate.

Nick Fury: "Carol Danvers... Prodigal child of the Milky Way."
Carol Danvers: "Nick Fury. My favorite one-eyed man of intrigue."

Captain Marvel, the annihilator. You took everything from me. And now I'm returning the favor.

Los Angeles is so big that if you don't actually live in Hollywood, you might as well be from a different planet.

I loved history because to me, history was like watching a movie.

When people ask me if I went to film school I tell them, 'no, I went to films.'

Sure, Kill Bill's a violent movie. But it's a Tarantino movie. You don't go to see Metallica and ask the f*ckers to turn the music down.

Been riding a desk for the past six years trying to figure out where our future enemies are coming from. Never occurred to me they would be coming from above.

This is my war alone. And I'm the last person standing between them and what they really want.

Vernake: "He loves you."
Spider-Man: "He who?"
Vernake: "God."
Nick Fury: "Oh yeah? Well, my God has a hammer!"

I believe that in this universe, as in every other, hope never dies. As long as someone keeps their good eye on the bigger picture.

For the world has changed, and we must change with it.

When you fall, the real test is whether you can ignore the naysayers, pick yourself up and come back stronger.

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.