Samantha: 'I don't get laid, unless the Knicks win. Can I just say? They and I have been on a very long losing streak.'
Carrie: 'That's awful.'
Samantha: 'No kidding. The Knicks are the only ones getting screwed!'
Samantha: 'I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence.'
Carrie: 'Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?'
Samantha: 'Threesomes are huge right now, they're the blow job of the '90s.'
Charlotte: 'What was the blow job of the '80s?'
Samantha: 'Anal sex.'
Oh, honey, I'd love some fresh pepper. In fact, I think everyone at this table could use a lot of fresh pepper!0