The best Quotes by Samantha Jones

Samantha: "I don't get laid, unless the Knicks win. Can I just say? They and I have been on a very long losing streak."
Carrie: "That's awful."
Samantha: "No kidding. The Knicks are the only ones getting screwed!"

Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13

New York Knicks

Samantha: "I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence."
Carrie: "Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"

Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 10

Sex Cocktails

Samantha: "Threesomes are huge right now, they're the bl*wjob of the '90s."
Charlotte: "What was the bl*wjob of the '80s?"
Samantha: "Anal sex."

Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 8

Sex Erotic Quotes

Oh, honey, I'd love some fresh pepper. In fact, I think everyone at this table could use a lot of fresh pepper!

Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 3

Tell a man: "I hate you" - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: "I Iove you" - you'II probably never see him again.

Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 10

Men Sex Singles & Dating

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Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain? The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 12

Breakup

If he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly... as an a-shole!

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 6

She was a smart girl, until she fell in love.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City

Falling in love Girls

The only way to get over somebody is to feel really bad, cry to your girlfriends - and to replay what you hated about him over and over in your head all day.

Charlotte York in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 1

Breakup

Ever thine. Ever Mine. Ever Ours.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City

I like my money where I can see it - hanging in my closet!

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City

Shopping

I decided to stop avoiding the situation and take the grown-up approach... complete and utter denial!

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 1

Singles & Dating

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 18

Women Relationships

Don't forget to fall in love with yourself first.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City

Love Self-Confidence

Men in their 40s are like the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated and you're never really sure you've got the right answer.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 4

I pity him, because I get to walk away and be me and he has to walk away and stay him... who wants to be him when you can be me?

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13

Samantha: "I never Ieave underwear, because I never see it again."
Charlotte: "What happens to it?"
Samantha: "Nothing, I never go back."
Carrie: "Isn't it a Iittle expensive disposing of lingerie every time you sleep with a guy?"
Samantha: "That's why I stopped wearing underwear on dates."
Miranda: "That's why I'm never borrowing a dress from you again."
Charlotte: "I once found another woman's underwear in a man's bed."
Carrie: "Maybe it was Samantha's!"

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 11

Miranda: "If 85% aren't circumcised, that means I've only slept with 15% of the population, tops."
Carrie: "You're practically a virgin."

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 9

When you live on a tiny island like Manhattan, the odds of bumping into the one who broke your heart are incredibly high. The odds of bumping into him when you look like shit are even higher.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 1

Breakup Manhatten

At the beginning of every role I take, I have to start from basics and build it up. It's like a new construction.

Kim Cattrall

Actors

I don't think I'm vain... but I do like to be lit well.

Kim Cattrall

I always assumed that like my mother before me, one day I would have children.

Kim Cattrall

I've learned that I can't have a packed work schedule and a packed social schedule and a packed personal life; I need to just have time to myself to sit and breathe and unwind.

Kim Cattrall

What I wear is a reflection of where I am going and how I am feeling. If I'm in a good mood, it's got to be cashmere and jeans - just something comfy, soft and warm. When I'm down, I might find something that I haven't worn for a while that was bought for me - or wear a brooch or a pair of shoes that are like old friends.

Kim Cattrall

If you want more sex, just ask for it.

Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries

Sex Erotic Quotes

Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2

Sex

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.

Eminem

Sex Violence Drugs

Caus' you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball. Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat and hope you don't get hit in the eye.

Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 2

Sex

I don't rate Heat fans like I rate Knicks fans. We are true basketball fans. No matter what - rain, sleet or snow, or even if we don't make it to the playoffs for 10 years - the Garden stands are still full.

Fat Joe

Miami Heat New York Knicks

Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lime.

Margarita

Cocktails Cinco de Mayo

Lust and logic never seem to go hand in hand.

Violet Sorrengail in Fourth Wing

Erotic Quotes

When you find a man you wish to marry, Tessa, remember this: You will know what kind of man he is not by the things he says, but by the things he does.

Cassandra Clare in The Infernal Devices

Lies Men Taking action Talking

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

Natalie Portman

Intelligence Men & Women Singles & Dating

No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11

Sex New York City

Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 2

Sex

If you die on me, I will kill you.

Charlotte York in And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 8

Stanford: "This is Manhattan, even the shrinks have shrinks."
Carrie: "The fact was, Stanford was right. The therapist was as ubiquitous in Manhattan as pirated cable."
Stanford: "I have three. One when I want to be cuddled, one when I want tough Iove and one for when I just want to Iook at a really beautiful man."
Carrie: "That's sick."
Stanford: "Which is why I see the other two."

Stanford Blatch in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13

Manhatten

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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