The best Quotes by Samantha Jones

The best Quotes by Samantha Jones

Samantha: "I don't get laid, unless the Knicks win. Can I just say? They and I have been on a very long losing streak."
Carrie: "That's awful."
Samantha: "No kidding. The Knicks are the only ones getting screwed!"
Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13
Samantha: "I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence."
Carrie: "Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"
Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 10
Samantha: "Threesomes are huge right now, they're the bl*wjob of the '90s."
Charlotte: "What was the bl*wjob of the '80s?"
Samantha: "Anal sex."
Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 8
Oh, honey, I'd love some fresh pepper. In fact, I think everyone at this table could use a lot of fresh pepper!
Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 3
Tell a man: "I hate you" - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: "I Iove you" - you'II probably never see him again.
Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 10

You might like these Quotes aswell

Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain? The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 12
If he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly... as an a-shole!
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 6
She was a smart girl, until she fell in love.
The only way to get over somebody is to feel really bad, cry to your girlfriends - and to replay what you hated about him over and over in your head all day.
Charlotte York in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 1
Ever thine. Ever Mine. Ever Ours.
I like my money where I can see it - hanging in my closet!
I decided to stop avoiding the situation and take the grown-up approach... complete and utter denial!
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11
It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 1
Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 18
Don't forget to fall in love with yourself first.
Men in their 40s are like the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated and you're never really sure you've got the right answer.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 4
I pity him, because I get to walk away and be me and he has to walk away and stay him... who wants to be him when you can be me?
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13
Samantha: "I never Ieave underwear, because I never see it again."
Charlotte: "What happens to it?"
Samantha: "Nothing, I never go back."
Carrie: "Isn't it a Iittle expensive disposing of lingerie every time you sleep with a guy?"
Samantha: "That's why I stopped wearing underwear on dates."
Miranda: "That's why I'm never borrowing a dress from you again."
Charlotte: "I once found another woman's underwear in a man's bed."
Carrie: "Maybe it was Samantha's!"
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 11
Miranda: "If 85% aren't circumcised, that means I've only slept with 15% of the population, tops."
Carrie: "You're practically a virgin."
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 9
When you live on a tiny island like Manhattan, the odds of bumping into the one who broke your heart are incredibly high. The odds of bumping into him when you look like shit are even higher.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 1
At the beginning of every role I take, I have to start from basics and build it up. It's like a new construction.
I don't think I'm vain... but I do like to be lit well.
I always assumed that like my mother before me, one day I would have children.
I've learned that I can't have a packed work schedule and a packed social schedule and a packed personal life; I need to just have time to myself to sit and breathe and unwind.
What I wear is a reflection of where I am going and how I am feeling. If I'm in a good mood, it's got to be cashmere and jeans - just something comfy, soft and warm. When I'm down, I might find something that I haven't worn for a while that was bought for me - or wear a brooch or a pair of shoes that are like old friends.
If you want more sex, just ask for it.
Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."
Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2
Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.
You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles
I don't rate Heat fans like I rate Knicks fans. We are true basketball fans. No matter what - rain, sleet or snow, or even if we don't make it to the playoffs for 10 years - the Garden stands are still full.
Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lime.
Lust and logic never seem to go hand in hand.
When you find a man you wish to marry, Tessa, remember this: You will know what kind of man he is not by the things he says, but by the things he does.
Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.
No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11
Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.
Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 2
If you die on me, I will kill you.
Charlotte York in And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 8
Stanford: "This is Manhattan, even the shrinks have shrinks."
Carrie: "The fact was, Stanford was right. The therapist was as ubiquitous in Manhattan as pirated cable."
Stanford: "I have three. One when I want to be cuddled, one when I want tough Iove and one for when I just want to Iook at a really beautiful man."
Carrie: "That's sick."
Stanford: "Which is why I see the other two."
Stanford Blatch in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13
Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12

Related pages to Samantha Jones

The best Quotes from Sex And The CitySex And The CityThe best Quotes by Kim CattrallKim CattrallQuotes and Sayings about SexSexThe best Quotes about the New York KnicksNew York KnicksQuotes and Sayings about CocktailsCocktailsThe 69 best Erotic QuotesErotic QuotesQuotes and Sayings about MenMenThe best Quotes about being Single and DatingSingles & DatingThe best Quotes by Carrie BradshawCarrie BradshawThe best Quotes by Miranda HobbesMiranda Hobbes