Quotes by Samantha Carter

Maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn't you have taken one day off?

Capt. Carter: "What a relief, I've never been so happy to see you guys!"
Col. O'Neill: "Well, sure you have. Remember that time on P3X-595 you drank that stuff that made you take off-"
Capt. Carter: "-we won't get into that right now!"

Daniel, find me an anthropologist that dresses like this and I will eat this headdress.