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Whoever said practice makes perfect was an idiot. Humans can't be perfect because we're not machines. The best thing you can say about practice is that it makes… better.

Sam Gardner in Atypical

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In the beginning of a jorney, no one knows what to expect. They might have a vague idea the road ahead could be rough. That's what makes new beginnings so exciting. You don't know what will happen until it's over.

Sam Gardner in Atypical - Season 4

Beginning

Beginnings can be painful. But that doesn't mean they're bad.

Sam Gardner in Atypical - Season 4

Beginning

Sometimes I wish I was normal, but nobody's normal.

Sam Gardner in Atypical

Sometimes, being touched makes me jumpy. It has to be a hard touch. Pressure. I like pressure. I don't like soft. Is that okay to say on the first date?

Sam Gardner in Atypical - Season 1 Episode 1

Every girl is pretty in her own way, like a snowflake in a seasonal antarctic storm.

Sam Gardner in Atypical - Season 1 Episode 1

Antarctica Girls

Julia thinks that I should put myself out there and find someone to have sex with. Well, she didn't say the sex part, I added that.

Sam Gardner in Atypical - Season 1 Episode 1

Antarctica is the most remote continent on the planet. It has 90% of the world's ice, but it's considered a desert, because the annual rainfall is only about eight inches. You wouldn't think it was a desert when you looked at it. That's why I like it. It's not what it looks like.

Sam Gardner in Atypical - Season 1 Episode 1

Antarctica

These are my poop shoes. That way no one knows it's me in the bathroom cause they don't see my shoes under the stall.

Sam Gardner in Atypical

Toilet Pooping

Elsa: "This is where you can sit when we talk when I FaceTime you every night."
Sam: "Every night?"
Elsa: "I talked myself down from three times a day, so that is my best and final offer."

Elsa Gardner in Atypical - Season 4

Sam: "They think I'm weird."
Zahid: "You are weird. So what? The French eat snails, and that's weird as hell. But you know they're getting laid."

Zahid in Atypical - Season 1 Episode 1

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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