The best Quotes by Sam Gardner

In the beginning of a jorney, no one knows what to expect. They might have a vague idea the road ahead could be rough. That's what makes new beginnings so exciting. You don't know what will happen until it's over.

Beginnings can be painful. But that doesn't mean they're bad.

Sometimes I wish I was normal, but nobody's normal.

Sometimes, being touched makes me jumpy. It has to be a hard touch. Pressure. I like pressure. I don't like soft. Is that okay to say on the first date?

Every girl is pretty in her own way, like a snowflake in a seasonal antarctic storm.

Julia thinks that I should put myself out there and find someone to have sex with. Well, she didn't say the sex part, I added that.

Antarctica is the most remote continent on the planet. It has 90% of the world's ice, but it's considered a desert, because the annual rainfall is only about eight inches. You wouldn't think it was a desert when you looked at it. That's why I like it. It's not what it looks like.

Whoever said practice makes perfect was an idiot. Humans can't be perfect because we're not machines. The best thing you can say about practice is that it makes… better.

These are my poop shoes. That way no one knows it's me in the bathroom cause they don't see my shoes under the stall.