Quotes and Sayings about Salad

Salad. Salad is by far the best food in the world. Cheap to buy, easy to whip up, and filling.

I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.

The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.

Women don't respect salad eaters.

You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Mr Willy Wonka can make marshmallows that taste of violets, and rich caramels that change colour every ten seconds as you suck them, and little feathery sweets that melt away deliciously the moment you put them between your lips. He can make chewing-gum that never loses its taste, and sugar balloons that you can blow up to enormous sizes before you pop them with a pin and gobble them up. And, by a most secret method, he can make lovely blue birds' eggs with black spots on them, and when you put one of these in your mouth, it gradually gets smaller and smaller until suddenly there is nothing left except a tiny little darkred sugary baby bird sitting on the tip of your tongue.

This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Why you care about small things? World very simple place. World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat.

I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.

So creamy. So delicious. Worth every calorie.

Ned: "How did he get so fat?"
Cat: "He only stops eating when it's time for a drink."

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.

This is called farming. You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants: Vegetable plants, pizza plants... oh, it's good to be home!

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food!

I hate eating vegetables. The only vegetables I eat are lettuce on a burger.

At least you'll never be a vegetable, even artichokes have hearts.

Fate is called as such, for it cannot be changed, nor can it be reversed. It can only but be accepted.

What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.

Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.

George: "She calls me up at my office. She says, 'We have to talk.'"
Jerry: "Ugh. The four worst words in the English language."
George: "That or 'Whose bra is this?'"
Jerry: "That's worse."

Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push; you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and then it goes over.

My ideals have no stains.
I must correct you. People here bear no sins in the eyes of the gods... Only laws and the Tribunal can judge someone.
They can judge even me. So praise my magnificence and purity.

Eternity stretches things out over a long time. But each moment within it becomes all the more fragile.

With you by my side, though our mouths stay silent, my heart is at peace.

Observation is the first step of any experiment, but observing the current world doesn't satisfy me. It lacks an important dimension - that of time.

Some ambitions have the power to heal wounds, to bring victory, to inspire hope. But some ambitions, outlive their masters, long after their soul ascends. They remain as they were in the beginning, burning bright and true, for all eternity.

Dreams are rich bundles of human wisdom.

You should know that all power comes at a price. For every bit of power you gain, so too do you gain more responsibility.

Only once you know and respect death, can you truly understand the value of life.

Sorry... Paimon's mouth just works so much faster than everyone else's.

People say that a secret shared is a secret no more, but I like to think that true friends keep each other's secrets.