Quotes by Ryan Reynolds

When you have expectations, you are setting yourself up for disappointment.

Crime sprees would be so much funnier if your get-a-way vehicle was Hodor from Game of Thrones.

Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.

A family having a picnic about two hundred yards downwind, ate like, half my Dad's ashes this morning.

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.

My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.

The "upside down Spider-Man kiss" is pretty embarrassing when the rope's 2 feet longer than planned. You should see my Dad's face.

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place.

I think every relationship is going to go through a few rough patches. Those are what make it stronger, I think.

I never took acting classes, but I knew I could do it based on the skill with which I lied to my parents on a regular basis.

Sometimes it's just enough to keep your body moving. I get depressed if I don't move.

Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

I'll look for the joke in things so that I don't look for the sadness and the grief.