When you have expectations, you are setting yourself up for disappointment.
Crime sprees would be so much funnier if your get-a-way vehicle was Hodor from Game of Thrones.
Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.
A family having a picnic about two hundred yards downwind, ate like, half my Dad's ashes this morning.
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.
My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.
The "upside down Spider-Man kiss" is pretty embarrassing when the rope's 2 feet longer than planned. You should see my Dad's face.
I think every relationship is going to go through a few rough patches. Those are what make it stronger, I think.
I never took acting classes, but I knew I could do it based on the skill with which I lied to my parents on a regular basis.
Sometimes it's just enough to keep your body moving. I get depressed if I don't move.
Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.
I'll look for the joke in things so that I don't look for the sadness and the grief.
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Paradox: "Mr. Wilson. You have appeared to have soiled yourself while unconscious."
Wade Wilson: "I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?"
Wade Wilson: "I wasn't unconscious. Who are you?"
Is that supposed to be scary? Pegging isn't new for me, friendo, but it is for Disney.
Deadpool: "Any tips on getting into the MCU there, Korg?"
Korg: "Have a dream, chase it, lose that dream, and at that point check your emails. Maybe you'll get something from your agent saying Marvel wants to talk."
Deadpool: "Multiverses. Solves every plothole."
Korg: "Have a dream, chase it, lose that dream, and at that point check your emails. Maybe you'll get something from your agent saying Marvel wants to talk."
Deadpool: "Multiverses. Solves every plothole."
Wade Wilson in Deadpool
In a world divided by fear, one man must stand alone against the forces of darkness. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you... me, Deadpool!
Wade Wilson in Deadpool
Zeitgeist: "I spit acidic vomit. Do you want me to demonstrate?"
Deadpool: "No. Listen, we've all eaten at Arby's, okay?"
Deadpool: "No. Listen, we've all eaten at Arby's, okay?"
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Taste it? It's like my tongue had a baby with a sunrise.
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I just use zeros and ones instead of words, 'cause words will let you down. But zeros and ones, never.
Keys in Free Guy
Guy: "He's just resting."
Buddy: "In pieces! That man is dead!"
Buddy: "In pieces! That man is dead!"
Don't have a good day, have a great day!
Guy in Free Guy
Milly: "Guy, this world, it’s a video game. And it’s full of bad guys. We need you to be the good guy."
Guy: "I’m not going to be the good guy. I’m going to be the great guy."
Milly: "Okay. Well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity."
Guy: "I’m not going to be the good guy. I’m going to be the great guy."
Milly: "Okay. Well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity."
Milly in Free Guy
Guy: "Hey, Bud, do you ever think that there's got to be more?"
Buddy: "More than what?"
Guy: "The stuff we do, day after day. Being shot at, run over, taken hostage..."
Buddy: "More than what?"
Guy: "The stuff we do, day after day. Being shot at, run over, taken hostage..."
Vancouver is home. I spent a huge amount of time here as a kid growing up with my mom, with my grandparents who lived here.
I have a lot of Japanese friends: I grew up in Vancouver, and there's this huge Japanese population over there.
You can leave Vancouver, but it will never leave you.
When you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours, everything feels not quite normal, because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is, you don't know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable and you weren't ready for it.
Peter Parker in Spider-Man
16Dear Boys, be the type of guy you want your daughter to be with.
A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms, when his hands are empty.
When I was a little girl I remember thinking men were these beautiful creatures created to love an protect the women of this world. Turns out I was wrong. I just had an amazing father.
Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.
Disneyland isn't designed just for children. When does a person stop being a child? Can you say that a child is ever entirely eliminated from an adult?
Mickey Mouse is, to me, a symbol of independence. He was a means to an end. He popped out of my mind onto a drawing pad twenty years ago on a train ride from Manhattan to Hollywood at a time when business fortunes of my brother Roy and myself were at lowest ebb and disaster seemed right around the corner. Born of necessity, the little fellow literally freed us of immediate worry.
Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.
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3But there was a hockey game where they didn't even play hockey, they just threw the puck aside and started fighting.
Acting is like lying. The art of lying well. I'm paid to tell elaborate lies.