Bam Margera: "Oh, dude! My f*cking tailbone is seriously broken! I'm not even kidding!"
Ryan Dunn: "He broke his tailbone! That's alright, we don't have tails anymore, what's the point of having one?"
Ryan Dunn: "He broke his tailbone! That's alright, we don't have tails anymore, what's the point of having one?"
Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn, and I'm about to get the shit kicked out of me by a girl.
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Ryan Dunn: "I'm not running anywhere with a toy car shoved up my butt."
Ryan Dunn: "I'm not running anywhere with a toy car shoved up my butt."
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