The best Quotes from Runescape

Player: "Maybe the world is round, just very big, so we don't notice the curve and there's some magical force that makes us stick to the ground."
Longramble: "Well, now you're just making fun of me. I don't think you realise the... gravity of the situation."

Player: "Are you a god?"
Sliske: "What is a god? Power? Followers? A miserable little pile of secrets?"
Player: "If it's the last of those, you certainly fit the bill."

Player: "What is your favourite colour?"
Sliske: "Haha! The universe falling down around your ears and you ask me a question of such frivolity! I like your style!"

If the world is not as you wish it, bend it to your will!

There's one thing you should know about me. I give my word rarely... but when I give it, I keep it.

Player: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Oneiromancer: "Oh, I do like jokes, go ahead."
Player: "What do you call a crazy moon?"
Oneiromancer: "A crazy moon... hm. I don't know, what?"
Player: "A luna-tic!"

Well, that's about as clear as mud!

Dreams? Maybe. Dreams often reveal truths masked by the light of day but I know the truth of what I have seen in my bones. I have seen my end.

Being World Guardian requires you to make difficult decisions that affect us all. You do not have the luxury of personal bias.