Never be ashamed, there's some who'll hold it against you, but they're not worth botherin' with.Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Slughorn: "Dear fellow, however did you manage to kill it?"
Hagrid: "Kill it? Me oldest friend, he was."
Mad and hairy? You wouldn’t be talkin' about me, now would ya?Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
"I am not paying for some crackpot old fool to teach him magic tricks!!" yelled Uncle Vernon. Hagrid seized his pink umbrella and whirled it over his head "Never-" he thundered "-insult-Albus-Dumbledore-in-front-of-me!"Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Gringotts is the safest place in the world for something you want to hide - except perhaps Hogwarts.HogwartsRubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Gotta bone ter pick with yeh. I've heard you've bin givin' out signed photos. How come I haven't got one?Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Vernon: "He'll not be going!"
Hagrid: "If he wants ter go, a great Muggle like you won't stop him."
Never known kids like you three fer knowin' more'n yeh oughta'. An' I'm not complimentin' yeh, neither. Nosy, some'd call it. Interferin'.Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Ah, well, people can be stupid abou' their pets.PetsRubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Better Hufflepuff than Slytherin. There's not a single witch or wizard who went bad who wasn't in Slytherin. You-Know-Who was one.SlytherinRubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
No good sitting worrying about it. What's coming will come, and we'll meet it when it does.Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Great man, Dumbledore. 'S long as we've got him, I'm not too worried.Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"See, the Ministry wanted ter send a bunch o' Aurors, but Dumbledore said I'd do," said Hagrid proudly, throwing out his chest and tucking his thumbs into his pockets.Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
"You all righ'?" he said gruffly.
"Yeah," said Harry.
"No, yeh're not," said Hagrid. "'Course yeh're not. But yeh will be."
It's changing out there. Just like last time. There's a storm coming, Harry. And we all best be ready.Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Yeh'll do wha' yer told. Or I'll be takin' a leaf outta Professor Moody's book... I hear yeh made a good ferret, Malfoy.Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
I brought you here 16 years ago when you were no bigger than a Bowtruckle. Seems only right that I should be the one to take you away now.Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Tiny little bloke, my dad was. By the time I was six I could lift him up an' put him on top o' the dresser if he annoyed me. Used ter make him laugh.Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred.
"Six years to the day we met, Harry, d’yeh remember it?"
"Vaguely," said Harry, grinning up at him. "Didn’t you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig’s tail, and tell me I was a wizard?"
"I forge' the details," Hagrid chortled.
He'll accept anyone at Hogwarts, s'long as they've got the talent. Knows people can turn out okay even if their families weren'... well... all tha' respectable.Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Listen, Harry. If that dolt of a cousin of yours, Dudley, gives you any grief you could always threaten him with a nice pair of ears to go with that tail of his.Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
"I'm a what?" gasped Harry.
"A wizard, o' course," said Hagrid, sitting back down on the sofa, which groaned and sank even lower, "an' a thumpin' good'un I'd say, once yeh've been trained up a bit. With a mum an' dad like yours, what else would yeh be?"
House was almost destroyed, but I got him out all right before the Muggles started swarmin’ around. He fell asleep as we was flyin’ over Bristol.Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Fudge: "We must search the grounds!"
Dumbledore: "Search the skies if you must, Minister, but now I think I'll have a nice cup of tea, or a large brandy. Oh, and executioner, your services are no longer required. Thank you."
Hagrid: "You'll find no small glasses in this house."