Quotes by Ron White

There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

Donald Trump - and I don't dislike Donald one single bit - has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.