Quotes by Ron White

Ronald Dee White is an American stand-up comedian, actor and author, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Nicknamed "Tater Salad", he is the author of the book I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability, which appeared on the New York Times best seller list.

The best Quotes and Sayings

There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.

- Ron WhiteFoolishness

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

- Ron WhiteBeing Silent

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

- Ron WhiteWorries

Donald Trump - and I don't dislike Donald one single bit - has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.

- Ron WhiteDonald Trump, Mexico

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

- Ron WhiteLife, Alcohol, Party