Neville laughed gleefully. "What did you do with the dragon?"
"Released it into the wild," said Ron. "Hermione was all for keeping it as a pet."
Harry: "Percy's enjoying work, then?"
Ron: "Enjoying it? I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. 'According to Mr Crouch'... 'as I was saying to Mr Crouch'... 'Mr Crouch is of the opinion'... 'Mr Crouch was telling'... they'll be announcing their engagement any day now."
"Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.
"So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking."
Hermione: "We need to offer him something else, something just as valuable."
Ron: "Brilliant. I'll go and get one of our other ancient goblin-made swords and you can gift-wrap it."
Nearly Headless Nick: "I would rather die than betray his trust."
"That's not saying much, seeing as you're already dead," Ron observed.
"I didn't think ghosts provided food fit for living people at their parties."
"We weren't hungry," said Ron loudly as his stomach gave a huge rumble.
"Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students.
"Don't let it worry you," said Ron. "It's me. I'm extremely famous."
Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy.Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Delphi: "Then kill me."
Harry: "I can't do that either."
Albus: "What? Dad? She's dangerous."
Harry: "No, Albus."
Albus: "But she's a murderer- I've seen her murder-"
Harry: "Yes, Albus, she's a murdurer, and we're not."
Hermione: "We have to be better than them."
Ron: "Yeah, it's annoying but it's what we learnt."
Well, if they end up having children, they'll be setting a world record, any baby of theirs would weigh about a ton.Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
There's a time and a place for getting a smart mouth.Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
"Harry, we saw Uranus up close!" said Ron, still giggling feebly. "Get it, Harry? We saw Uranus."Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"It is Uranus, my dear," said Professor Trelawney, peering down at the chart.
"Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" said Ron.
Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough.Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Oh I can't wait to see McGonagall inspected. Umbridge won't know what's hit her.Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix