Hermione: "I mean, it's sort of exciting isn't it? Breaking the rules."
Ron: "Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?"
Professor McGonagall: "Why is it, when something bad happens, it's always you three?"
Ron: "Believe me, professor, I've been asking myself the exact same thing for the past six years."
Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Neville will play Quidditch for England before Hagrid lets Dumbledore down.QuidditchRon Weasley in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
If you're not in Gryffindor, we'll disinherit you, but no pressure.GryffindorRon Weasley in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
If we die for them, I'll kill you, Harry!Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
And leave Hermione? You mad? We wouldn't last two days without her. Don't tell her I said that.Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
"Ron!", she said furiously. "Don't you ever let me see you throwing knives again!"
"I won't," said Ron, "let you see," he added under his breath, as he turned back to the sprout mountain.
You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant... but scary.Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
She needs to sort out her priorities!Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Hermione: "We didn't hear stories like that when we were little, we heard 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarves' and 'Cinderella'..."
Ron: "What's that? An illness?"
"It is Uranus, my dear," said Professor Trelawney, peering down at the chart.
"Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" said Ron.
"Harry, we saw Uranus up close!" said Ron, still giggling feebly. "Get it, Harry? We saw Uranus."Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
There's a time and a place for getting a smart mouth.Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Harry: "You're going to have 'trials and suffering' - sorry about that - but there's a thing that could be the sun... hang on... that means 'great happiness'... so you're going to suffer but be very happy."
Ron: "You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me."
Hermione: "I don't think anyone should ride that broom just yet!"
Ron: "What d'you think Harry's going to do with it - sweep the floor?"
Only time I've ever seen Dad as angry as Mum. Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since.Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
"How do you spell 'belligerent'?" said Ron, shaking his quill very hard while staring at his parchment. "It can't be B-U-M-"
"No, it isn't," said Hermione, pulling Ron's essay toward her. "And 'augury' doesn't begin O-R-G either. What kind of quill are you using?"
"It's one of Fred and George's Spell-Check ones, but I think the charm must be wearing off."
Ron: "What are we doing with all these books, anyway?"
Hermine: "Just trying to decide which ones to take with us when we're looking for the Horcruxes."
Ron: "Oh, of course. I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library."
"Aaaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry."Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"Have either of you seen my copy of Numerology and Gramatica?"
"Oh, yeah, I borrowed it for a bit of bedtime reading," said Ron, but very quietly.
"So that's little Scorpius," said Ron under his breath. "Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank God you inherited your mother's brains."
"Ron, for heaven's sake," said Hermione, half-stern, half-amused. "Don't try to turn them against each other before they've even started school!"
"You're right, sorry," said Ron, but unable to help himself he added, "don't get too friendy with him, though, Rosi. Granddad Weasley would never forgive you if you married a pure-blood."
Harry: "I wouldn't mind knowing how Riddle got an award for special services to Hogwarts either."
Ron: "Could've been anything. Maybe he got thirty O.W.L.s or saved a teacher from the giant squid. Maybe he murdered Myrtle; that would've done everyone a favor."
"Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?"
"I don't need help," Ron whispered. "It’s obvious what this means. There’s going to be loads of fog tonight."
Harry stunned the Death Eater as they passed. Malfoy looked around, beaming, for his savior, and Ron punched him from under the cloak. Malfoy fell backward on top of the Death Eater, his mouth bleeding, utterly bemused.
"And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!" Ron yelled.
Oh I can't wait to see McGonagall inspected. Umbridge won't know what's hit her.Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
So you’re telling me that the whole of history rests on... Neville Longbottom? This is pretty wild.Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child