Quotes by Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson is a character from Parks and Recreation

The best Series Quotes

If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation
 
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I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation, Season 3 Episode 2
 
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There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation
 
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Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation
 
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Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

Vodka, TequilaRon Swanson in Parks and Recreation
 
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There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food.

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation
 
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