Quotes by Roger the Alien

Roger the Alien is a character from American Dad!

The best Series Quotes

Oh, I love your religion... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.

Christianity, Quotes about Harry PotterRoger the Alien in American Dad!, Season 5 Episode 9

In a hundred years, when there’s a million jerks riding around Manhattan drunk in limos, the west will seem like a paradise.

Roger the Alien in American Dad!, Season 12 Episode 22