The best Quotes by Roger Klotz

The best Quotes by Roger Klotz

Doug: "My name's Doug. I guess I didn't catch yours."
Roger: "That's because I didn't throw it."

Doug - Season 1 Episode 1

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Dear Diary, it's me... Doug. The school dance felt like it happened a long time ago, but I remember it like it was only yesterday. It all began... well, this afternoon.

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Skeeter: "Wow, I've never seen a vegetarian dog before."
Doug: "It's just a phase."

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I guess it just goes to show you: Sometimes things don't turn out as bad as you think they will. But sometimes they turn out a lot worse. But, then again, sometimes they turn out sorta ok, but kinda bad.

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If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

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Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.

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Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

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When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

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We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.

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They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.

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