Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield was an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice artist, filmmaker, musician and author known for his self-deprecating one-liners humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He began his career working as a stand-up comic in the Borscht Belt resorts of the Catskill Mountains north of New York City.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

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