The best Quotes by Rocket Raccoon

We'll all fly away together. One last time. Into the forever. And beautiful sky.

Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin' usual.

Rocket Raccoon: "That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons."
Gamora: "No one's blowing up moons."
Rocket Raccoon: "You just wanna suck the joy out of everything."

Rocket Raccoon: "So we're saving the galaxy again?"
Peter Quill: "Yup."
Rocket Raccoon: "Awesome! We're really gonna be able to jack up our price if we're two-time galaxy savers."

Well he don't know talkin' good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to "I" and "am" and "Groot," exclusively in that order.

Who hasn't been to space? You better not throw up on my ship!

I can't promise when all of this is over I'm not going to kill every last one of you jerks!

Let's get something clear! This one here is our booty. You wanna get to him, you go through us... or, more accurately, we go through you!

Can you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut?

Rocket Raccoon: "That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg."
Peter Quill: "His leg?"
Rocket Raccoon: "Yeah. God knows I don't need the rest of him. Look at him. He's useless."

Drax: "We'll kill anyone who gets in our way!"
Quill: "No not kill anyone."
Drax: "Kill a few people."
Quill: "Kill no people."
Drax: "Kill one guy. One stupid guy who no one loves."
Quill: "Now you're just making it sad."

Rocket Raccoon: "Why would you wanna to save the galaxy?"
Peter Quill: "Cause I'm one of the idiots who lives in it."

What should we do next? Something good, something bad? Bit of both?

I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.

Touch me, and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.

When you're ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.

I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

Whatever nightmares the future holds are but dreams compared to what's behind me.

Gamora: "And Quill, your ship is filthy."
Peter Quill: "Oh she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."

Peter Quill: "I have a plan."
Rocket Raccoon: "You've got a plan? Okay, first of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan."
Peter Quill: "I'm not copying you, I have a plan, that's not that unique of a thing to say."
Rocket Raccoon: "And secondly, I don't think you even have a plan."
Peter Quill: "I have part of a plan."

I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is good to once again be among friends. You, Quill, are my friend.

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.

I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I become invisible to the eye.

Shoot her if she does anything suspicious. Or if you feel like it.

What if someone does something irksome, and I decide to remove his spine?

I go by many names, Earthian, but I'm sure the one that most know me by is Gamora, the deadliest woman in the whole galaxy.

We're just like Kevin Bacon!

I like your knife. I'm keeping it.

Swear that if Thanos comes for me, you'll kill me. Swear on your mother!

Loki: "I have an army."
Iron Man: "We have a Hulk!"

Captain America: "Big man in a suit-armor. Take that away, what are you?"
Iron Man: "A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist..."

No amount of money ever bought a second of time.

Remember, with great power. comes great responsibility!

"That's all you got? Cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?"
"Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography."

Black Widow: "I don't know, the truth is a matter of circumstances. It's not all things to all people all the time, and neither am I."
Captain America: "That's a tough way to live."
Black Widow: "It's a good way not to die though."

You know what scares me the most? When it happens, when it comes over me and I totally lose control... I like it.

Your little cinematic universe is about to change forever. I'm the Messiah. I am Marvel Jesus!

Dr. Strange: "That doesn’t make any sense."
The Ancient One: "Not everything does. Not everything has to. "

The only ones who gods care about is themselves.

Thor: "We are just like the humans. We are born, we live, we die."
Loki: "Give or take 5,000 years."

At some point we all have to choose. Between what the world wants you to be and who you are.

In times of crisis the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers.

You break the rules and become a hero. I do it, I become the enemy... that doesn't seem fair.

You ever feel lost? Just look into the eyes of the people that you love.

I have been a voice with no body. A body, but not human. And now, a memory made real. Who knows what I might be next?

Been riding a desk for the past six years trying to figure out where our future enemies are coming from. Never occurred to me they would be coming from above.