Quote by Robin Scherbatsky (about Manhatten)

Quote by Robin Scherbatsky (about Manhatten)

By "entertainment" they mean "table-shuffle-board", Makramee classes and other non-stimulating activities which are only used in Manhatten to calm down drug-addicts and the criminaly insane.

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Robin: "Ted, are you acting out the last scene of 'Sleepless in Seattle' with little dolls?"
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Robin: "Ten seconds."
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Okay, I've missed you. Not in a "we're gonna make out" way, not even in an "I forgive you" way. Just in an "I've missed you" way.

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Ted: "You're like Mary Poppins, if her magic purse was also filled with drugs."
Robin: "If? Ted, the kids in that movie jumped into a painting and spent 15 minutes chasing a cartoon fox. Spoonful of sugar? Grow Up!"

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Robin: "We're like sisters."
Ted: "You've never gotten through even one exchange without screaming at her."
Robin: "Sisters fight, Ted!"

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Barney: "Canada sucks."
Robin: "Okay, well, you're one-quarter Canadian, so by that logic you one-quarter suck!"
Barney: "I'm 100% awesome and you know it!"
Robin: "Yeah, I do."

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Destined? Aren't you tired of waiting for destiny, Ted? Isn't it time to make your own destiny?

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Marshall: "It's hard for the little guy to perform under pressure."
Barney: "Top ten things Marshall said on his wedding night."
Kevin: "Wow! It was small, but I think I felt something."
Robin: "Top ten things Lily said on her wedding night."

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Sandy Rivers: "I don't know what went wrong."
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Robin: "I just finished a seven-day cleanse."
Marshall: "I thought you just started that yesterday."
Robin: "I finished early, okay?"

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Robin: "Dude, I'm a girl, ok? Our girl parts are like a spider webs; sometimes you are gonna catch stuff you don't want."

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My metabolism is all messed up. See, I can moose down a pint of fudge ripple for a midnight snack and wake up having lost weight. Well, everywhere except for my boobs. So annoying.

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Ted: "Victoria was great."
Robin: "Exactly, and you threw it all away to chase after some hot piece of ass."
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Robin: "Thank you!"

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