Ted: "You're scared of the seven dwarves?"
Robin: "Just of Doc. He's creepy... I mean, the guy went to medical school, what is he doing living with six coalminers."
Woman: "You know this isn't Vegas, right?"
Robin: "Well sure, in Vegas the casinos pump in oxygen, in Atlantic City it looks like everyone brought their own."
I'm a genetic goldmine! No family history of diabetes or heart disease, everyone has non-porous teeth and perfect eyesight. I had one schizophrenic uncle, but even he had perfect vision. Which was unfortunate for the people around the bell tower he was in.
Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 2 Episode 3Lily: "I can't believe I unloaded like that on a high-school senior."
Robin: "I can't believe a high-school senior unloaded like that on me."
Ted: "What could she possibly have to say me, that she couldn't write in an email?"
Robin: "I've cut out all my fingers?"
Barney: "Her butt?"
Marshall: "What is it, too much?"
Lily: "Too low?"
Robin: "Or ist it an issue of access?"
Ted: "That beer looks a little flat."
Robin: "Yeah.. it's scotch."
So that's it? A couple of white Urkels offer you sausages and you're gone?
Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 6 Episode 16Desperation Day has come and gone and you have neither gone nor come.
Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 6 Episode 16Ted: "You're like Mary Poppins, if her magic purse was also filled with drugs."
Robin: "If? Ted, the kids in that movie jumped into a painting and spent 15 minutes chasing a cartoon fox. Spoonful of sugar? Grow Up!"
Ted: "Where does this girl live?"
Robin: "We're talking about a woman who's gotten Barney to commit. I'm guessing Narnia."
Nerds who aren't good at math?
Life is going to be rough boys!
