Quotes by Robin Scherbatsky (Page 2)

Robin Scherbatsky is one of the five main characters of the tv-series How I Met Your Mother and well-known for her confidence and her quotes. Robin Scherbatsky is played by Cobie Smulders. Cobie Smulders, aswell as Robin Scherbatsky are Canadians, which several jokes throughout How I Met Your Mother are made about.

Quotes by Robin Scherbatsky
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Ted: 'You're scared of the seven dwarves?'
Robin: 'Just of Doc. He's creepy... I mean, the guy went to medical school, what is he doing living with six coalminers.'

DwarfesRobin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 2 Episode 9
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Woman: 'You know this isn't Vegas, right?'
Robin: 'Well sure, in Vegas the casinos pump in oxygen, here it looks like everyone brought their own.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 2 Episode 8
 
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I'm a genetic goldmine! No family history of diabetes or heart disease, everyone has non-porous teeth and perfect eyesight. I had one schizophrenic uncle, but even he had perfect vision. Which was unfortunate for the people around the bell tower he was in.

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 2 Episode 3
 
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Lily: 'I can't believe I unloaded like that on a high-school senior.'
Robin: 'I can't believe a high-scool senior unloaded like that on me.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 1 Episode 20
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Ted: 'What could she possibly have to say me, that she couldn't write in an email?'
Robin: 'I've cut out all my fingers?'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 1 Episode 17
 
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Barney: 'Her butt?'
Marshall: 'What is it, too much?'
Lily: 'Too low?'
Robin: 'Or ist it an issue of access?'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 5 Episode 23
 
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Ted: 'That beer looks a little flat.'
Robin: 'Yeah.. it's scotch.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 5 Episode 15
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So that's it? A couple of white Urkels offer you sausages and you're gone?

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 6 Episode 16
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Desperation Day has come and gone and you have neither gone nor come.

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 6 Episode 16
 
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Ted: 'You're like Mary Poppins, if her magic purse was also filled with drugs.'
Robin: 'If? Ted, the kids in that movie jumped into a painting and spent 15 minutes chasing a cartoon fox. Spoonful of sugar? Grow Up!'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 6 Episode 14
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Ted: 'Where does this girl live?'
Robin: 'We're talking about a woman who's gotten Barney to commit. I'm guessing Narnia.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 4 Episode 15
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Nerds who aren't good at math?
Life is going to be rough boys!

Mathematics, NerdsRobin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 1 Episode 20
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