The best Quotes by Robin Scherbatsky

Well, maybe this isn't a breakup. Maybe this is two friends getting back together.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 7

Marshall: "When a woman puts on an engagement ring, it's like when Bilbo Baggins wears the One Ring in The Hobbit."
Robin: "Okay, can you say that again, but not in nerd?"
Marshall: "Sure. Uh, the ring is like the cloak that Harry Potter wears to sneak around Hogwarts."
Robin: "Yeah, I don't speak virgin either."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 14

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I know our relationship isn't exactly what you want it to be. And I know I may not love you the way you love me, but I DO love you. Isn't that worth hanging on to?

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 22

Here are a few fun facts about Long Island... Number 1: It's Brooklyn's fart-trail.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 11

Brooklyn

Robin: "Ted, are you acting out the last scene of 'Sleepless in Seattle' with little dolls?"
Ted: "How long have you been out here?"
Robin: "Ten seconds."
Ted: "Yeah - just the last scene."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 19

Sleepless in Seattle

Okay, I've missed you. Not in a "we're gonna make out" way, not even in an "I forgive you" way. Just in an "I've missed you" way.

How I Met Your Mother

Missing Someone

Ted: "You're like Mary Poppins, if her magic purse was also filled with drugs."
Robin: "If? Ted, the kids in that movie jumped into a painting and spent 15 minutes chasing a cartoon fox. Spoonful of sugar? Grow Up!"

How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 14

Robin: "We're like sisters."
Ted: "You've never gotten through even one exchange without screaming at her."
Robin: "Sisters fight, Ted!"

How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 10

Barney: "Canada sucks."
Robin: "Okay, well, you're one-quarter Canadian, so by that logic you one-quarter suck!"
Barney: "I'm 100% awesome and you know it!"
Robin: "Yeah, I do."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 24

Destined? Aren't you tired of waiting for destiny, Ted? Isn't it time to make your own destiny?

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 24

Fate & Destiny

Lily: "Sorry this is taking so long. He kicked for everybody else."
Marshall: "It's hard for the little guy to perform under pressure."
Barney: "Top ten things Marshall said on his wedding night."
Kevin: "Wow! It was small, but I think I felt something."
Robin: "Top ten things Lily said on her wedding night."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 16

Sandy Rivers: "I don't know what went wrong."
Robin: "Well, proposing a three way was bad. Starting without us was worse. Finishing in the hallway was the nail in the coffin."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 13

What's in the box? What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
Right? Brad pitt? Seven?

How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 10

Seven Brad Pitt

There's something between us. Maybe my head was saying, "nip it in the bud", because my heart was saying something else...

How I Met Your Mother - Season 4 Episode 24

Robin: "I just finished a seven-day cleanse."
Marshall: "I thought you just started that yesterday."
Robin: "I finished early, okay?"

How I Met Your Mother - Season 4 Episode 2

Reducing Weight

Robin: "What? I am not keeping Mike on a hook!"
Ted: "You are Captain Hook!"
Robin: "Dude, I'm a girl, ok? Our girl parts are like a spider webs; sometimes you are gonna catch stuff you don't want."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 16

Ted: "That beer looks a little flat."
Robin: "Yeah.. it's scotch."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 15

Lily: "Just be yourself. Say something nice."
Robin: "Which one? I can't do both."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 4

My metabolism is all messed up. See, I can moose down a pint of fudge ripple for a midnight snack and wake up having lost weight. Well, everywhere except for my boobs. So annoying.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 4

Boobs

Marshall: "I was once with this chick, who liked to do hand stuff underneath a jacket, while we were all sitting around our favorite booth at MacLaren's."
Ted: "Gross."
Robin: "We share appetizers!"

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 19

Run the montage of people who died this year until I get back and add Sandy, because when I find him, I'm gonna kill him.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 13

Ted: "Victoria was great."
Robin: "Exactly, and you threw it all away to chase after some hot piece of ass."
Ted: "You mean you?"
Robin: "Thank you!"

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 24

Ass

Robin: "That was not cool, Ted."
Lily: "Contraction!"
Robin: "That wasn't cool, Ted?"

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 23

Oh, we're busting apple bags? I can bust apple bags.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 23

When I was 13, my father caught me kissing a boy, so he sent me to our family's ranch for foaling season. Once you see a baby horse erupt through that birth canal, you stop even touching yourself!

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 23

Robin: "Barney, I am not ready for them to find out about us."
Barney: "Then you're gonna have to stay in there for the entire trilogy. Don't worry, it's only 382 minutes."
Robin: "Nerd!"

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 20

Ted: "No, seriously Robin, you should get the slap. I mean, you're a great slapper. In fact, I want to study slapping under your tutelage. I want to be your slap-prentice."
Robin: "Don't sell yourself short there, Teddy. You're a slapping rock star. Your name should be Eric Slapton."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 9

Ted: "Okay, time to get the horn back to the bistro."
Robin: "Oh Ted, I don't know if I can go again, that tuckered me out."
Ted: "No euphemism."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 22

Ted: "Robin! I just had a great idea!"
Robin: "Oh, do whatever you want to me, just don't wake me up."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 13

Ted: "You're scared of the seven dwarves?"
Robin: "Just of Doc. He's creepy... I mean, the guy went to medical school, what is he doing living with six coalminers."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Episode 9

Dwarfs

Lily: "I can't believe I unloaded like that on a high-school senior."
Robin: "I can't believe a high-school senior unloaded like that on me."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 20

So that's it? A couple of white Urkels offer you sausages and you're gone?

How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 16

Steve Urkel

Ted: "Where does this girl live?"
Robin: "We're talking about a woman who's gotten Barney to commit. I'm guessing Narnia."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 4 Episode 15

Barney Stinson

Nerds who aren't good at math?
Life is going to be rough boys!

How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Episode 20

Mathematics Nerds

Robin: "Our boy's back in the game."
Lily: "Thank God, it's been a hundred years since Mosby scored a dame."
Marshall: "The last time he saw boobies was the screen-test scene in 'Fame'."
Robin: "The last girl he dated, I think 'Righty' was her name."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 11

Oh, come on, ref! I haven't seen that much hooking go unpunished since my last trip to Vegas.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 4

Las Vegas

Robin: "This locket was my grandma's, she kept it hidden in her butt all through world war II."
Lily: "What? Where was she?"
Robin: "Winnipeg. Come on, Lily, that is a joke."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 24

Robin: "He has a book of plays he uses to trick women into sleeping with him."
Patrice: "Oh, no way. Barney's my honey bear."
Robin: "Actually, one of his plays is called 'The Honey Bear'. He dresses up like Winnie the Pooh, and the next thing you know, his hand's stuck in your pot."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 10

Winnie the Pooh Honey

By "entertainment" they mean "table-shuffle-board", Makramee classes and other non-stimulating activities which are only used in Manhatten to calm down drug-addicts and the criminaly insane.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 18

Manhatten

Ted: "Want to know what I looked like at age 15? There it is."
Robin: "I don't get it, that guy wasn't masturbating."
Barney: "Yeah, and the waistband of his undies wasn't pulled up to his Cub Scouts neckerchief."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 8

Masturbation

B-Dawg, Barn Door, Stinson-natti, Bro-hio! Talk to me, how's it hangin'?

How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 7

Barney: "Before you know it, you'll be marrying a man who once ate a vanilla-scented candle!"
Robin: "That was on me. I shouldn't have left it in the kitchen. Though, it was lit. Man, he dumb."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 6

It's not what you think, he just wants to have sex. Kidding. Just a little hand stuff. Ha, kidding again. Ted's more of a boob man. I seriously can't stop.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 5

Barney: "I love how she was this wise, old, chilled out, lesbian farmer."
Robin: "No, no, no. She's not a lesbian, nor does she farm them. No, that woman she lives with, that's just her special friend Maureen. They've lived together for... Oh!"

How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 5

Judging from how many clients that hooker has serviced, I'd say we've been here almost an hour.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 14

Ted: "You know Robin? Been thinking about it. Guess it's kind of nice you're such a bad-ass."
Robin: "It's pretty bad-ass you're so nice, Ted."

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 15

Robin: "Sometimes in life you have to be assertive and stand up for yourself."
Ted: "You called her a wh*re!"
Robin: "Who wears that much make up?"
Ted: "Old ladies!"
Robin: "Who take money for sex, exactly!"

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 15

Robin: "I wouldn't go to Cleveland for 125 million dollars, paid over six years."
Ted: "Still with the LeBron jokes? Where's that ring he's supposed to have by now?"

How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 12

I didn't realize you were small potatoes. And to be clear, I am referring to your testicles.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 8

14 seconds! And already some dingdong is stepping up, thinking he can get some of this broke off.

How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 1

Quotes about Robin Scherbatsky

Not only are you wrong... but you are belligerently sticking to your guns and insulting me in the process. Robin Scherbatsky, you are an American.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 5

USA

I appreciate your help, but there's a reason your name is "Robin", not "Batman".

Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 3 Episode 7

Batman

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It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

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Breakup Beginning

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 17

If you're looking for the word that means caring for someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want, no matter how much it destroys you, it's love!

Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 17

Love

Barney: "Our wedding is gonna be legendary."
Robin: "No wait for it?"
Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 1

Love declerations

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.

Bilbo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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