Quotes by Robin Scherbatsky

Robin Scherbatsky is one of the five main characters of the tv-series How I Met Your Mother and well-known for her confidence and her quotes. Robin Scherbatsky is played by Cobie Smulders. Cobie Smulders, aswell as Robin Scherbatsky are Canadians, which several jokes throughout How I Met Your Mother are made about.

Quotes by Robin Scherbatsky
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Robin: 'Our boy's back in the game.'
Lily: 'Thank God, it's been a hundred years since Mosby scored a dame.'
Marshall: 'The last time he saw boobies was the screen-test scene in 'Fame'.'
Robin: 'The last girl he dated, I think 'Righty' was her name.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 11
 
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Oh, come on, ref! I haven't seen that much hooking go unpunished since my last trip to Vegas.

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 4
 
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Lily: 'Just be yourself. Say something nice.'
Robin: 'Which one? I can't do both.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 4
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My metabolism is all messed up. See, I can moose down a pint of fudge ripple for a midnight snack and wake up having lost weight. Well, everywhere except for my boobs. So annoying.

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 9 Episode 4
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Robin: 'This locket was my grandma's, she kept it hidden in her butt all through world war II.'
Lily: 'What? Where was she?'
Robin: 'Winnipeg. Come on, Lily, that is a joke.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 24
 
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Marshall: 'When a woman puts on an engagement ring, it's like when Bilbo Baggins wears the One Ring in The Hobbit.'
Robin: 'Okay, can you say that again, but not in nerd?'
Marshall: 'Sure. Uh, the ring is like the cloak that Harry Potter wears to sneak around Hogwarts.'
Robin: 'Yeah, I don't speak virgin either.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 14
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Robin: 'We're like sisters.'
Ted: 'You've never gotten through even one exchange without screaming at her.'
Robin: 'Sisters fight, Ted!'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 10
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Robin: 'He has a book of plays he uses to trick women into sleeping with him.'
Patrice: 'Oh, no way. Barney's my honey bear.'
Robin: 'Actually, one of his plays is called 'The Honey Bear'. He dresses up like Winnie the Pooh, and the next thing you know, his hand's stuck in your pot.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 10
 
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Marshall: 'I was once with this chick, who liked to do hand stuff underneath a jacket, while we were all sitting around our favorite booth at MacLaren's.'
Ted: 'Gross.'
Robin: 'We share appetizers!'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 19
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By 'entertainment' they mean 'table-shuffle-board', Makramee classes and other non-stimulating activities which are only used in Manhatten to calm down drug-addicts and the criminaly insane.

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 18
 
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Ted: 'Want to know what I looked like at age 15? There it is.'
Robin: 'I don't get it, that guy wasn't masturbating.'
Barney: 'Yeah, and the waistband of his undies wasn't pulled up to his Cub Scouts neckerchief.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 8
 
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B-Dawg, Barn Door, Stinson-natti, Bro-hio! Talk to me, how's it hangin'?

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 7
 
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Barney: 'Before you know it, you'll be marrying a man who once ate a vanilla-scented candle!'
Robin: 'That was on me. I shouldn't have left it in the kitchen. Though, it was lit. Man, he dumb.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 6
 
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It's not what you think, he just wants to have sex. Kidding. Just a little hand stuff. Ha, kidding again. Ted's more of a boob man. I seriously can't stop.

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 5
 
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Barney: 'I love how she was this wise, old, chilled out, lesbian farmer.'
Robin: 'No, no, no. She's not a lesbian, nor does she farm them. No, that woman she lives with, that's just her special friend Maureen. They've lived together for... Oh!'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 8 Episode 5
 
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Judging from how many clients that hooker has serviced, I'd say we've been here almost an hour.

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 14
 
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Run the montage of people who died this year until I get back and add Sandy, because when I find him, I'm gonna kill him.

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 13
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Barney: 'Canada sucks.'
Robin: 'Okay, well, you're one-quarter Canadian, so by that logic you one-quarter suck!'
Barney: 'I'm 100% awesome and you know it!'
Robin: 'Yeah, I do.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 24
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Destined? Aren't you tired of waiting for destiny, Ted? Isn't it time to make your own destiny?

Fate & DestinyRobin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 24
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Ted: 'Victoria was great.'
Robin: 'Exactly, and you threw it all away to chase after some hot piece of ass.'
Ted: 'You mean you?'
Robin: 'Thank you!'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 24
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Robin: 'That was not cool, Ted.'
Lily: 'Contraction!'
Robin: 'That wasn't cool, Ted?'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 23
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Oh, we're busting apple bags? I can bust apple bags.

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 23
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When I was 13, my father caught me kissing a boy, so he sent me to our family's ranch for foaling season. Once you see a baby horse erupt through that birth canal, you stop even touching yourself!

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 23
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I know our relationship isn't exactly what you want it to be. And I know I may not love you the way you love me, but I DO love you. Isn't that worth hanging on to?

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 22
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Robin: 'Barney, I am not ready for them to find out about us.'
Barney: 'Then you're gonna have to stay in there for the entire trilogy. Don't worry, it's only 382 minutes.'
Robin: 'Nerd!'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 20
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Here are a few fun facts about Long Island... Number 1: It's Brooklyn's fart-trail.

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 11
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Lily: 'Sorry this is taking so long. He kicked for everybody else.'
Marshall: 'It's hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.'
Barney: 'Top ten things Marshall said on his wedding night.'
Kevin: 'Wow! It was small, but I think I felt something.'
Robin: 'Top ten things Lily said on her wedding night.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 16
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Ted: 'You know Robin? Been thinking about it. Guess it's kind of nice you're such a bad-ass.'
Robin: 'It's pretty bad-ass you're so nice, Ted.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 15
 
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Robin: 'Sometimes in life you have to be assertive and stand up for yourself.'
Ted: 'You called her a whore!'
Robin: 'Who wears that much make up?'
Ted: 'Old ladies!'
Robin: 'Who take money for sex, exactly!'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 15
 
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Sandy Rivers: 'I don't know what went wrong.'
Robin: 'Well, proposing a three way was bad. Starting without us was worse. Finishing in the hallway was the nail in the coffin.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 13
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Robin: 'I wouldn't go to Cleveland for 125 million dollars, paid over six years.'
Ted: 'Still with the LeBron jokes? Where's that ring he's supposed to have by now?'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 12
 
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I didn't realize you were small potatoes. And to be clear, I am referring to your testicles.

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 6 Episode 8
 
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14 seconds! And already some dingdong is stepping up, thinking he can get some of this broke off.

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 6 Episode 1
 
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Ted: 'Trying to get them interested in architecture as a career.'
Barney: 'Why? Are we running out of buildings?'
Robin: 'Are we running out of boring people?'

ArchitectureRobin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 5
 
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Robin: 'Ted, are you acting out the last scene of 'Sleepless in Seattle' with little dolls?'
Ted: 'How long have you been out here?'
Robin: 'Ten seconds.'
Ted: 'Yeah - just the last scene.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 5 Episode 19
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What's in the box? What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
Right? Brad pitt? Seven?

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 5 Episode 10
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Ted: 'No, seriously Robin, you should get the slap. I mean, you're a great slapper. In fact, I want to study slapping under your tutelage. I want to be your slap-prentice.'
Robin: 'Don't sell yourself short there, Teddy. You're a slapping rock star. Your name should be Eric Slapton.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 5 Episode 9
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Marshall: 'Where is your playbook?'
Robin: 'My playbook? Bro, uh, two-volume set, right here.
Ted: 'It's a great read, actually.'
Lily: 'Yeah, I'm reading it right now.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 5 Episode 8
 
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Well, maybe this isn't a breakup. Maybe this is two friends getting back together.

Friendship, RelationshipsRobin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 5 Episode 7
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There's something between us. Maybe my head was saying, 'nip it in the bud', because my heart was saying something else...

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 4 Episode 24
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It could be for a brother or maybe her sick dad.
[reads] 'And then I want you to do me on the couch.'
Okay, maybe not a sick dad. Or a very sick dad, am I right?

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 4 Episode 21
 
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Karen: 'I'm sure all the exploited diamond miners in Sierra Leone would give you a high-five if they still had all their fingers. But really pretty - meet me upstairs!'
Robin: 'They only need one finger to give her what I'm thinking.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 4 Episode 17
 
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Lily: 'I am gonna have to walk this earth, knowing Barney has touched my boobs.'
Robin: 'Yeah it stays with ya. His e-mail reminders don't help.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 3 Episode 7
 
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Robin: 'I just finished a seven-day cleanse.'
Marshall: 'I thought you just started that yesterday.'
Robin: 'I finished early, okay?'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 4 Episode 2
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Ted: 'Okay, time to get the horn back to the bistro.'
Robin: 'Oh Ted, I don't know if I can go again, that tuckered me out.'
Ted: 'No euphemism.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 2 Episode 22
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Ted: 'All my friends from high-school, they're here with their wifes or kids. My date for the night is a sticky magazine...'
Robin: 'Sounds like high-school all over again!'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 1
 
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Ted: 'Robin! I just had a great idea!'
Robin: 'Oh, do whatever you want to me, just don't wake me up.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 2 Episode 13
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Okay, I've missed you. Not in a 'we're gonna make out' way, not even in an 'I forgive you' way. Just in an 'I've missed you' way.

Missing SomeoneRobin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother
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If one of the Vancouver Canucks walked in here, my panties would drop so hard, there would be a hole in the floor halfway to China.

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 5 Episode 14
 
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Robin: 'What? I am not keeping Mike on a hook!'
Ted: 'You are Captain Hook!'
Robin: 'Dude, I'm a girl, ok? Our girl parts are like a spider webs; sometimes you are gonna catch stuff you don't want.'

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 5 Episode 16
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