Quotes by Robert Orben

Robert Orben is an American professional comedy writer, although he also worked as a magician. He has written multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of gags and "one-liners" originally written for his newsletter, Orben's Current Comedy, and has also written books for magicians.

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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

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Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

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Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

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